| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Wysteria
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Warleader Yarooo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.529 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackleburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. The Grendels's national animal is the the Dire Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Golden Bond.
The Grendels is ranked 6th in Wysteria and 36th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 113 on the Bus Surprisal Index.








































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. - 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. - 1 day 11 hours ago:
The Grendels lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board. - 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. - 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. - 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the government has the power to seize property at will. - 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. - 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, The Grendels is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the Dire Bears with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.







