The Im Back Baby of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Bite My Shiney Metal Bomb
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Im Back Baby of The Great Destruction is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kenneth The Talmanes Reed Son of Lars with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.068 billion Destructionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Post Apocalyptic Remains of New York. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Destructionist economy, worth 732 trillion Ramshackles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,051 Ramshackles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Im Back Baby, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, and concussed Asian carpball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Destruction's national animal is the Asian carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Atomic Genesis of the Sacred Bomb.

The Great Destruction is ranked 2nd in Warzone Airspace and 10,816th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 76 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout.
  • : The Great Destruction was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Destruction, concussed Asian carpball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Destruction, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Destruction, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.

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