Most Primitive: 14th Most Ignorant Citizens: 20th Most Devout: 34th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Deo Vindice
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Confederacy of The Goggles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonko the Sane with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.683 billion The Gogglesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The Gogglesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,206 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 393,793 Triganic Pus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,872,850 per year while the poor average 48,761, a ratio of 38.4 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and half of The Goggles's doctors can't speak the language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Goggles's national animal is the Bugblatter Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saneism.

The Goggles is ranked 191,263rd in the world and 6th in The New Old South for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -27.39 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Primitive: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20thMost Devout: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 52ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81stLargest Mining Sector: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdMost Avoided: 126thLargest Insurance Industry: 129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 263rdHighest Average Incomes: 370thMost Conservative: 403rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 422ndLargest Retail Industry: 474thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478thFattest Citizens: 481stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,015thHighest Economic Output: 1,126thRudest Citizens: 1,135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,401stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,647thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,159thMost Efficient Economies: 2,517thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,874thMost Extreme: 3,027thLargest Black Market: 6,942ndLargest Governments: 8,030thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,041stTop
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Largest Populations: 9,782ndMost Pro-Market: 16,643rdMost Authoritarian: 18,111thMost Stationary: 18,687thMost Influential: 18,928th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Goggles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, half of The Goggles's doctors can't speak the language.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : The Goggles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, criminals are thrown to the Bugblatter Beasts to repay their debt to society.

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