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The Confederacy of The Goggles

“Deo Vindice”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Confederacy of The Goggles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wonko the Sane with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.815 billion, 99 million of whom are zombies, The Gogglesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuella. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, The Goggles's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Goggles's national animal is the Bugblatter Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Saneism, and its currency is the Triganic Pu.

The Goggles is ranked 13th in the Pacific and 263rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

The Goggles is currently building a zombie empire.

People: 6,716,104,589

Zombies: 99,043,665

Dead: 561,213,070

Survival Rate: 91.05%

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