The Ancient Tellurian Union of
Democratic Socialists
On Christ we Stand, All Other Ground is Sinking Sand
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Ancient Tellurian Union of The Gallant Old Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gilbert Keith Chesterton with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The democratic, devout population of 6.58 billion Olds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. The average income tax rate is 3.8%.

The Olden economy, worth 159 trillion Gallants a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,205 Gallants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Gallant Old Republic's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican Ordinariate Catholicism.

The Gallant Old Republic is ranked 27th in Federation of Free States and 124,728th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -19 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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