Most Primitive: 345th Most Devout: 2,141st Most Influential: 2,697th
The Ancient Tellurian Union of
Democratic Socialists
On Christ we Stand, All Other Ground is Sinking Sand
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Ancient Tellurian Union of The Gallant Old Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gilbert Keith Chesterton with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.313 billion Olds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. The average income tax rate is 2.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Olden economy, worth 110 trillion Gallants a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,326 Gallants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Gallant Old Republic's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican Ordinariate Catholicism.

The Gallant Old Republic is ranked 23,757th in the world and 13th in Imperium Slavicum for Longest Average Lifespans, with 73.04 Years.

Most Primitive: 345thTop
Most Devout: 2,141stMost Influential: 2,697thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,485thBest Weather: 5,203rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,743rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,584thLargest Populations: 16,202nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

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