Most Primitive: 323rd Most Devout: 1,829th Most Influential: 1,970th
The Ancient Tellurian Union of
Democratic Socialists
On Christ we Stand, All Other Ground is Sinking Sand
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Ancient Tellurian Union of The Gallant Old Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gilbert Keith Chesterton with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.814 billion Olds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Healthcare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The Olden economy, worth 211 trillion Gallants a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,124 Gallants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, bris parties are all the rage, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Gallant Old Republic's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican Ordinariate Catholicism.

The Gallant Old Republic is ranked 6,657th in the world and 1st in Federation of Free States for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 38.23 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 323rdMost Devout: 1,829thTop
Most Influential: 1,970thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,021stBest Weather: 5,671stMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,657thFattest Citizens: 7,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,465thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,989thLargest Populations: 16,991st
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the region

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