Most Cheerful Citizens: 44th Best Weather: 57th Nicest Citizens: 76th
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.168 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,638 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, the The Floodcityian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Hr Puffin Stuff off a murder charge, and the international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 57th in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 1,358 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 44thBest Weather: 57thNicest Citizens: 76thMost Compassionate Citizens: 137thMost Beautiful Environments: 230thLongest Average Lifespans: 295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 333rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 431stLargest Populations: 701stMost Pacifist: 1,049thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,186thHealthiest Citizens: 1,296thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,805thTop
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Most Influential: 2,104thMost Cultured: 2,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,936thHighest Economic Output: 5,942ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,138thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,296thHighest Drug Use: 12,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,098thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,638thMost Developed: 14,195thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,418thMost Stationary: 14,987thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,067thNudest: 15,431stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,946th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 83rd in the regionMost Stationary: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 237th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 310th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 429th in the region

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