The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.297 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,899 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, the The Floodcityian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Hr Puffin Stuff off a murder charge, and the international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Colony of Paoga.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Empire of Labno.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Scani.
- : The Floodcity's influence in Lazarus fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Republic of New Rogernomics.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Caorach D'aois of Drop Your Pants.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Recliner of Jo Jo Sadie.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Empire of Diadara.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Saortíre of The Anatol.
Endorsements Received: 43 » The Salvation States, Courlany, Aigania, Flatulati Incontinentia, Harmoneia, Borsovia, Loftegen, Darkium, Aegis-5, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Davewerld, BelloCaprica, Amerion, Cronintopia, Farmboybob, Powthran, Pilipinass, Zexen, The Holy Empire of Pastafariansm, Intigrace, Trackeendy, NOVOVINSK, Lake Flotillas, Shirakahn, Praenestia, New austina, Alunya, Lazarus CoS, Communist Stephen Colbert, Sammi Land, North Qumar, Altmoras, Starberries, Adytus, The Anatol, Diadara, The New California Republic, Jo Jo Sadie, Drop Your Pants, New Rogernomics, Scani, Labno, and Paoga.