Most Cheerful Citizens: 45th Best Weather: 57th Nicest Citizens: 82nd
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.836 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,558 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,993 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 52,900th in the world and 2,401st in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,398.16 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 45thBest Weather: 57thNicest Citizens: 82ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 149thMost Beautiful Environments: 262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 450thLargest Populations: 697thMost Pacifist: 1,140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,336thHealthiest Citizens: 1,458thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,048thMost Influential: 2,113thMost Cultured: 2,510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,152ndHighest Economic Output: 6,000thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,168thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,475thHighest Drug Use: 11,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,695thMost Stationary: 13,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,818thMost Developed: 15,274th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 330th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 436th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : The Floodcity was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
  • : The Floodcity was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, Hr Puffin Stuff's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Old Lazarus King of Killer Kitty.
  • : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Surd.
  • : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Decrepit Fortress of Lake Flotillas.

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