The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.664 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,375 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Every workday begins with group therapy, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Queendom of Laputa Robota.
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The Democratic States of Avedonia.
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : The Floodcity was endorsed by The United Conglomerate of Proteste.
Endorsements Received: 42 » The Salvation States, Courlany, Aigania, Flatulati Incontinentia, Harmoneia, Borsovia, Loftegen, Darkium, Aegis-5, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Davewerld, BelloCaprica, Amerion, Cronintopia, Farmboybob, Powthran, Zexen, Trackeendy, NOVOVINSK, Lake Flotillas, Shirakahn, Praenestia, Alunya, Lazarus CoS, Sammi Land, North Qumar, Starberries, Adytus, The New California Republic, Jo Jo Sadie, New Rogernomics, Scani, Labno, Aristeme, Union of Antartica, San Andrewa, Prince Minikid, Datalia, Kowassati, Proteste, Avedonia, and Laputa Robota.