Most Cheerful Citizens: 45th Best Weather: 57th Nicest Citizens: 78th
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.297 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,899 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, the The Floodcityian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Hr Puffin Stuff off a murder charge, and the international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 298th in the world and 11th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.41 Years.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 45thBest Weather: 57thNicest Citizens: 78thMost Compassionate Citizens: 140thMost Beautiful Environments: 232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 298thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 436thLargest Populations: 699thMost Pacifist: 1,092ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,735thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,762ndTop
Most Influential: 2,110thMost Cultured: 2,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,352ndHighest Economic Output: 5,942ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,156thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,256thHighest Drug Use: 13,710thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,930thMost Developed: 14,670thMost Stationary: 14,767thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,936thNudest: 16,802nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 244th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 304th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 480th in the region

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