The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 25.689 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,990 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 3,434th in Lazarus and 108,398th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : The Floodcity fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floodcity, genetic researchers have been expelled.

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