Most Cheerful Citizens: 48th Best Weather: 69th Nicest Citizens: 89th
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 28.065 billion Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,375 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 136,860th in the world and 3,374th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 48thBest Weather: 69thNicest Citizens: 89thMost Compassionate Citizens: 174thMost Beautiful Environments: 281stLongest Average Lifespans: 404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 421stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 446thLargest Populations: 795thMost Pacifist: 1,190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,347thHealthiest Citizens: 1,545thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,915thMost Cultured: 2,723rdMost Influential: 3,570thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,656thHighest Economic Output: 6,188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,561stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,800thHighest Drug Use: 13,841stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,246thMost Developed: 16,276th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 242nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 270th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 449th in the region

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