Most Cheerful Citizens: 46th Best Weather: 58th Nicest Citizens: 79th
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.475 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,158 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Getting a haircut is a punishable offence, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 36,984th in the world and 1,377th in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 90.74 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 46thBest Weather: 58thNicest Citizens: 79thMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 236thLongest Average Lifespans: 314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 436thLargest Populations: 703rdMost Pacifist: 1,144thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,443rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,820thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,827thMost Influential: 2,087thMost Cultured: 2,460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,809thHighest Economic Output: 5,961stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,130thHighest Drug Use: 12,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,618thMost Stationary: 14,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,199th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 83rd in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 318th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 395th in the region

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