Most Cheerful Citizens: 42nd Best Weather: 57th Nicest Citizens: 76th
The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 27.664 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,375 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 16,660th in the world and 673rd in Lazarus for Nudest, with 213.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 42ndBest Weather: 57thNicest Citizens: 76thMost Compassionate Citizens: 144thMost Beautiful Environments: 242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 431stLargest Populations: 701stMost Pacifist: 1,144thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,308thHealthiest Citizens: 1,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,679thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,851stMost Influential: 2,090thMost Cultured: 2,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,193rdHighest Economic Output: 5,842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,218thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,676thHighest Drug Use: 11,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,550thMost Stationary: 13,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,359thMost Developed: 15,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,314thNudest: 16,660th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 373rd in the region

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