The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 25.122 billion The Floodcityians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.
The very strong The Floodcityian economy, worth 905 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,040 oggie boogies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All children are supposed to be schooled by their parents, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 4 hours ago
- 20 hours ago: The Floodcity was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 1%).
- 23 hours ago: The Floodcity was endorsed by The Free Land of Cronintopia.
- 1 day 2 hours ago: The Floodcity was endorsed by The Ice-cream loving state of Amerion.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, all children are supposed to be schooled by their parents.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The Floodcity voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
- 6 days ago: The Floodcity was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of BelloCaprica.
- 8 days ago: The Floodcity was endorsed by The Sultanate of Parotin.
Endorsements Received: 26 » The Tricrown, The Salvation States, Courlany, Aigania, Dakota Gage Carsons, Knights Almeria, Flatulati Incontinentia, Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, NeueZiel, Untied nation of the deltian republic, Funkadelia, Harmoneia, Guy Walters, Zexen, Earth and Freedom, Trackeendy, Borsovia, Loftegen, Darkium, Aegis-5, Disaffected Non-Voting Misanthropes, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Davewerld, BelloCaprica, Amerion, and Cronintopia.