The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 24.937 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong The Floodcityian economy, worth 943 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,827 oggie boogies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 1,085th in Lazarus and 22,069th in the world for Safest, scoring 357.879 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: The Floodcity endorsed The Federation of Lazmac.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: The Floodcity voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: The Floodcity was endorsed by The Federation of Lazmac.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: The Floodcity voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: The Floodcity voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: The Floodcity endorsed The Empire of Angels crawling.

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