The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 24.76 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong The Floodcityian economy, worth 765 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,915 oggie boogies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Floodcity's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, eminent domain has been abolished, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 3,870th in Lazarus and 144,098th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 3 days 14 hours ago: The Floodcity was ranked #1 in the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, The Floodcity's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 7 days ago: The Floodcity voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The Floodcity, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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