The Pirates of
Father Knows Best State
Raise the Jolly Roger.....!!!!!!!
Hr Puffin Stuff
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Pirates of The Floodcity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hr Puffin Stuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 26.673 billion The Floodcityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse The Floodcityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion oggie boogies a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,659 oggie boogies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss The Floodcity, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million oggie boogies of property damage, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floodcity's national animal is the Iron Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fellowship of the Mighty Lords.

The Floodcity is ranked 4,424th in Lazarus and 144,424th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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