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The The Laissez Faire Empre of The Federal Republic of Denali |
“For Freedom and a Higher Ideal”
| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: North American Free Trade Zone
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The The Laissez Faire Empre of The Federal Republic of Denali is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Field Marshall Henderson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.663 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairbanks. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, The Federal Republic of Denali's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime is crippling. The Federal Republic of Denali's national animal is the Capitalist Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is McCarthyism, and its currency is the Exchange Certificate.
The Federal Republic of Denali is ranked 7th in North American Free Trade Zone and 76,581st in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.




























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago
- 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Federal Republic of Denali, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. - 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Federal Republic of Denali, The Federal Republic of Denali's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. - 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Federal Republic of Denali, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. - 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Federal Republic of Denali, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. - 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Federal Republic of Denali, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. - 20 hours ago:
The Federal Republic of Denali lodged a message on the North American Free Trade Zone Regional Message Board. - 12 days ago:
The Federal Republic of Denali fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides. - 13 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Federal Republic of Denali, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. - 19 days ago:
The Federal Republic of Denali was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 26 days ago:
The Federal Republic of Denali was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).







