Population | 26.187 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | He who must not be named |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | ^-^ |
The Everybody Do the Mess Around of The Fascist-Free Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by He who must not be named with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.187 billion Fascist-Free Landsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Fascist-Free Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,838 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,376 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fascist-Free Lands's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Fascist-Free Lands is ranked 84,130th in the world and 2nd in The Union of Nations Against Fascism for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Fascist-Free Lands's influence in The Union of Nations Against Fascism rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".