Largest Welfare Programs: 206th Most Advanced Public Transport: 358th Most Advanced Public Education: 426th
The Zone À Défendre of
Left-wing Utopia
No Gods, No Masters, No Problem
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Civil Rights
Superb
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Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Zone À Défendre of The Eurasian Front is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.859 billion Eurasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mala. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient The Eurasian Frontian economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion Euras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 130,362 Euras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eurasian Front's national animal is the Alpine Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Eurasian Front is ranked 8,269th in the world and 31st in Anarchy for Nudest, with 219.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 358thMost Advanced Public Education: 426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 723rdNicest Citizens: 771stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,380thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,434thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,624thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,750thMost Politically Free: 1,959thMost Cultured: 2,088thSafest: 2,161stMost Developed: 2,223rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,346thLargest Governments: 2,573rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,676thSmartest Citizens: 2,812thMost Pacifist: 2,928thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,243rdHighest Economic Output: 3,532ndBest Weather: 3,684thMost Extreme: 3,695thMost Income Equality: 3,759thLowest Crime Rates: 4,579thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,608thLargest Populations: 4,820thMost Secular: 5,425thHealthiest Citizens: 5,686thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,052ndNudest: 8,269thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,354thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,003rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,302ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,753rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, The Eurasian Front is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : The Eurasian Front was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, the Top 5% for Nudest and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, the endangered saltwater humpback Alpine Ibex is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eurasian Front, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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