Most Influential: 464th Most Beautiful Environments: 573rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,039th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.497 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 73,581 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 135,488th in the world and 50th in Anime for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -26.06 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 464thMost Beautiful Environments: 573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,039thBest Weather: 1,188thSafest: 1,189thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,293rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,665thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,854thLargest Populations: 2,000thLowest Crime Rates: 3,884thMost Devout: 4,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,723rdMost Cultured: 5,215thHighest Economic Output: 5,257thMost Stationary: 6,807thTop
Most Average: 10,436thMost Pacifist: 11,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 12,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,039thLargest Governments: 15,097th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

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