Most Influential: 473rd Most Beautiful Environments: 588th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,073rd
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.631 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 73,581 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 473rd in the world and 1st in Anime for Most Influential, scoring 65,491 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Influential: 473rdMost Beautiful Environments: 588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,073rdSafest: 1,189thBest Weather: 1,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,881stTop
Largest Populations: 1,999thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,344thLowest Crime Rates: 3,908thMost Devout: 4,100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,174thMost Cultured: 5,274thHighest Economic Output: 5,295thMost Stationary: 6,671stTop
Most Pacifist: 11,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,224thMost Average: 12,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,955thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,859thLargest Governments: 15,111thHealthiest Citizens: 15,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,314th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

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