The Diaspora Church of
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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.142 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,170 unicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 80th in Anime and 123,134th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -666 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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