Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 159th Most Influential: 437th Most Beautiful Environments: 509th
The Diaspora Church of
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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.746 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 75,027 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 881st in the world and 7th in Anime for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,415.9 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 159thMost Influential: 437thMost Beautiful Environments: 509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 881stBest Weather: 1,053rdSafest: 1,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,498thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,676thTop
Largest Populations: 2,044thLowest Crime Rates: 3,667thMost Devout: 3,850thMost Cultured: 4,813thHighest Economic Output: 4,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,094thMost Stationary: 7,240thMost Primitive: 9,084thTop
Most Pacifist: 11,944thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,482ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,704thLargest Governments: 15,008thHealthiest Citizens: 16,499th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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