Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 152nd Most Influential: 445th Most Beautiful Environments: 514th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.944 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 75,100 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 97,602nd in the world and 35th in Anime for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 28.87 Whatever.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 152ndMost Influential: 445thMost Beautiful Environments: 514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 925thBest Weather: 1,060thSafest: 1,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,468thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,550thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,641stLargest Populations: 2,040thLowest Crime Rates: 3,723rdMost Devout: 3,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,291stHighest Economic Output: 4,961stMost Cultured: 4,992ndMost Stationary: 7,152ndTop
Most Primitive: 7,910thMost Average: 11,045thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,596thMost Pacifist: 11,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,369thLargest Governments: 15,185th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics