Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 314th Most Influential: 457th Most Beautiful Environments: 526th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.126 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 75,272 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 30,723rd in the world and 31st in Anime for Most Developed, scoring 64.65 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 314thMost Influential: 457thMost Beautiful Environments: 526thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 958thBest Weather: 1,084thSafest: 1,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,619thTop
Largest Populations: 2,031stLowest Crime Rates: 3,764thMost Devout: 3,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,988thHighest Economic Output: 5,004thMost Cultured: 5,042ndMost Stationary: 7,019thTop
Most Primitive: 9,896thMost Average: 10,248thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,541stMost Pacifist: 11,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,098thLargest Governments: 14,962ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,264thHealthiest Citizens: 15,781st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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