Most Influential: 464th Most Beautiful Environments: 556th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,007th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.336 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 73,581 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 152,080th in the world and 52nd in Anime for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -19.75 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 464thMost Beautiful Environments: 556thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,018thBest Weather: 1,157thSafest: 1,187thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,792ndLargest Populations: 2,025thLowest Crime Rates: 3,856thMost Devout: 4,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,966thMost Cultured: 5,124thHighest Economic Output: 5,274thMost Stationary: 6,919thTop
Most Average: 10,204thMost Pacifist: 11,707thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,420thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,139thMost Primitive: 14,074thLargest Governments: 15,103rd
Most Average: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

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