The Diaspora Church of
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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.662 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 74,088 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 57th in Anime and 106,535th in the world for Most Average, scoring 552 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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