The Diaspora Church of
Moralistic Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.021 billion Kawaiians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 80,474 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 5th in Anime and 3,567th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 9 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Power Safeguards Act".
  • 11 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii lodged a message on the Anime Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 12 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "On Genetically Modified Foods"".
  • 12 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii approved the World Assembly proposal "Nuclear Power Safeguards Act".
  • 13 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 14 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Suppress International Piracy"".
  • 16 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Defense of Self and Others"".
  • 19 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii lodged a message on the Anime Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: The Eternal Kawaii was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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