Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 164th Most Influential: 415th Most Beautiful Environments: 497th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.627 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 75,197 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 190,488th in the world and 73rd in Anime for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -19.75 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 164thMost Influential: 415thMost Beautiful Environments: 497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 856thBest Weather: 1,029thSafest: 1,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,453rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,690thTop
Largest Populations: 2,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,649thMost Devout: 3,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,314thMost Cultured: 4,597thHighest Economic Output: 4,885thMost Stationary: 7,334thMost Primitive: 7,764thTop
Most Average: 11,523rdMost Pacifist: 11,670thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,601stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,941stLargest Governments: 14,518thHealthiest Citizens: 16,058thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,723rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

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