Most Influential: 461st Most Beautiful Environments: 615th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,140th
The Diaspora Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are Cute, You are Happy
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Diaspora Church of The Eternal Kawaii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.916 billion Kawaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The Kawaiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,945 trillion unicoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 81,347 unicoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (The Eternal Kawaii has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Kawaii's national animal is the Sanrio kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eternal Kawaii is ranked 12,247th in the world and 18th in Anime for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 87.45 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Influential: 461stMost Beautiful Environments: 615thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,140thSafest: 1,171stBest Weather: 1,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,416thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,755thTop
Largest Populations: 1,965thLowest Crime Rates: 3,964thMost Devout: 4,109thHighest Economic Output: 4,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,032ndMost Cultured: 5,495thMost Stationary: 6,401stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,261stLargest Gambling Industry: 11,826thMost Pacifist: 11,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,247thLargest Governments: 14,700thHealthiest Citizens: 15,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,431st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the region

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