The Holy Empire of The Eternal Goddess is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.689 billion Eternal Goddessians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eternal Goddessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion Celestes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 145,285 Celestes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eternal Goddess's national animal is the Celestial Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Eternal Goddess is ranked 19,338^th in the world and 471^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.26 law-abiding acts per hour.