The Orthodox Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Αμύνεσθαι Περί Πάτρις
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Orthodox Federation of The Eagleland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Manto Demou with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 14.392 billion The Eaglelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Eaglelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion Eagleland Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,061 Eagleland Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Eagleball fields, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Eagleland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox Christianity.

The Eagleland is ranked 11th in Pardes and 87,519th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : The Eagleland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Eagleland lodged a message on the Pardes Regional Message Board.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Eagleland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in The Eagleland, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eagleland, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in The Eagleland, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : The Eagleland lodged a message on the Pardes Regional Message Board.

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