Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 280th Largest Mining Sector: 699th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,119th
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The Orthodox Federation of The Eagleland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Manto Demou with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 15.191 billion The Eaglelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient The Eaglelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,598 trillion Eagleland Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,083 Eagleland Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, vaccinations are mandatory, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Eagleland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox Christianity.

The Eagleland is ranked 19,978th in the world and 11th in Sondria for Largest Black Market, with 6.72 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 280thLargest Mining Sector: 699thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,119thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,574thMost Avoided: 2,617thHighest Economic Output: 2,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,911thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,189thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,099thMost Primitive: 4,206thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,550thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,336thLargest Populations: 5,725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,265thHighest Average Incomes: 6,811thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,635thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,784thMost Cultured: 9,068thMost Efficient Economies: 10,034thLowest Crime Rates: 10,197thSmartest Citizens: 11,323rdSafest: 11,756thFattest Citizens: 14,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,256th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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