Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275th Largest Mining Sector: 733rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,125th
The Orthodox Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Αμύνεσθαι Περί Πάτρις
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Orthodox Federation of The Eagleland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Manto Demou with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 15.008 billion The Eaglelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient The Eaglelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,553 trillion Eagleland Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,143 Eagleland Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Eagleball fields, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Eagleland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox Christianity.

The Eagleland is ranked 155,582nd in the world and 10th in Pardes for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275thLargest Mining Sector: 733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,125thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,704thHighest Economic Output: 2,719thMost Avoided: 2,756thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,920thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,022ndMost Primitive: 4,570thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,656thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,245thLargest Populations: 5,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,201stHighest Average Incomes: 6,780thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,434thMost Cultured: 8,860thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 9,713thLowest Crime Rates: 10,049thSmartest Citizens: 10,815thSafest: 11,938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,653rdFattest Citizens: 17,132ndMost Stationary: 17,357th
Top
10%
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Eagleland lodged a message on the Pardes Regional Message Board.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Eagleland lodged a message on the Pardes Regional Message Board.
  • : The Eagleland lodged a message on the Pardes Regional Message Board.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Eagleland's influence in Pardes rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Largest Mining Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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