The Dourian Embassy was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 140
Largest Black Market: 584th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 648th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816th
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The Benevolent Dictatorship of The Dourian Embassy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Treize Dreizehn with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.916 billion Dourians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dourian economy, worth a remarkable 3,265 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 299,160 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 897,482 per year while the poor average 77,890, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (The Dourian Embassy has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. The Dourian Embassy's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Thirteen.

The Dourian Embassy is ranked 130,710th in the world and 3,993rd in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

Largest Black Market: 584thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 648thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,169thFattest Citizens: 1,268thHighest Average Incomes: 1,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,516thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,691stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,750thLargest Retail Industry: 1,803rdHighest Economic Output: 1,889thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,895thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,920thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,202ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,440thMost Avoided: 2,443rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,485thMost Influential: 2,755thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,959thHighest Drug Use: 2,991stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,179thLargest Mining Sector: 4,223rdMost Armed: 4,936thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,206thMost Pro-Market: 5,525thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,845thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,183rdSmartest Citizens: 6,504thLargest Governments: 6,662ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,184thMost Secular: 7,395thNudest: 7,460thTop
Rudest Citizens: 7,979thMost Extreme: 8,084thLargest Populations: 9,923rdMost Cultured: 11,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,089thMost Inclusive: 14,867th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 84th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 96th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th in the regionMost Avoided: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 135th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Extreme: 153rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 159th in the regionMost Secular: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 207th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Armed: 215th in the regionRudest Citizens: 224th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 254th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 255th in the regionNudest: 269th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 293rd in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionMost Inclusive: 421st in the region

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