The Dourian Embassy was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 140
Highest Drug Use: 720th Largest Black Market: 1,053rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,158th
The Benevolent Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Do unto others
Regional Influence
Vizier of Osiran Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Benevolent Dictatorship of The Dourian Embassy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Treize Dreizehn with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.385 billion Dourians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dourian economy, worth a remarkable 2,575 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 248,006 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Raven Lasagne is a hit, Treize Dreizehn is worshipped as a god, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest raven hunting institutions. Crime is totally unknown. The Dourian Embassy's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Thirteen.

The Dourian Embassy is ranked 171,503rd in the world and 4,268th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 50.72 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Drug Use: 720thLargest Black Market: 1,053rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,616thMost Efficient Economies: 1,621stFattest Citizens: 1,661stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,252ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,621stLargest Retail Industry: 2,648thHighest Economic Output: 2,695thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,196thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,702ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,925thMost Avoided: 4,012thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,740thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,545thLargest Mining Sector: 5,817thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,718thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,248thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,624thLargest Governments: 9,704thMost Pro-Market: 9,915thLargest Populations: 10,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,085thMost Cultured: 13,311thMost Armed: 13,369thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,761stMost Secular: 16,873rd
Highest Drug Use: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 193rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 198th in the regionMost Avoided: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 252nd in the regionLargest Populations: 287th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 291st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Secular: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 347th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 371st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 380th in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Armed: 429th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest raven hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, Treize Dreizehn is worshipped as a god.
  • : The Dourian Embassy was endorsed by The Ra Ra Gradea of Lord Argus.
  • : The Dourian Embassy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Raven Lasagne is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, Douria has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Osiris.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dourian Embassy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.


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