The Dourian Embassy was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 140
Largest Black Market: 782nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 979th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,260th
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The Benevolent Dictatorship of The Dourian Embassy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Treize Dreizehn with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.562 billion Dourians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dourian economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,289 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and the government pours millions of dollars into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown. The Dourian Embassy's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Thirteen.

The Dourian Embassy is ranked 49,052nd in the world and 1,767th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 954.05 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Black Market: 782ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,385thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,539thMost Efficient Economies: 1,616thHighest Average Incomes: 1,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,834thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,000thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,086thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,188thHighest Economic Output: 2,228thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,568thLargest Retail Industry: 2,603rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,709thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,065thMost Avoided: 3,133rdHighest Drug Use: 3,238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,472ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,444thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,469thLargest Mining Sector: 5,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,805thSmartest Citizens: 6,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,397thTop
Largest Governments: 7,758thNudest: 8,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,677thRudest Citizens: 8,781stMost Armed: 9,247thMost Cultured: 10,090thLargest Populations: 10,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,303rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,711th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionFattest Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the regionMost Avoided: 164th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 222nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 257th in the regionRudest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Populations: 278th in the regionLargest Governments: 283rd in the regionNudest: 284th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 284th in the regionMost Armed: 320th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionMost Cultured: 347th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 386th in the region

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