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The Armed Republic of The Cults Children

“East Pacific and Proud.... All Hail Leader”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Armed Republic of The Cults Children is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Harvey with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.993 billion The Cults Childrenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scortopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Crow Lasagne is a hit, and citizens are forbidden from leaving the country. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Cults Children's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Orthodox Cultism, and its currency is the Credit.

The Cults Children is ranked 15th in The East Pacific and 994th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 50 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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