| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: The East Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Armed Republic of The Cults Children is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.866 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C14. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports.
Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, The Cults Children is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Cults Children's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Orthodox Cultism, and its currency is the Credit.
The Cults Children is ranked 11th in The East Pacific and 546th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.


















































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago
- 6 hours ago:
The Cults Children was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State". - 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Cults Children, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. - 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Cults Children, The Cults Children is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. - 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Cults Children, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. - 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Cults Children, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. - 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Cults Children, the government seizes all major gold finds. - 2 days 5 hours ago:
The Cults Children was endorsed by
The Republic of United Fenris System. - 2 days 10 hours ago:
The Cults Children was endorsed by
The Constitutional Monarchy of Wangistan. - 2 days 11 hours ago:
The Cults Children was endorsed by
The United Socialist States of Siberistan. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Cults Children, the government's only official statement on the burning down of C14 was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 (
Todd McCloud,
Blazing Samaritan,
Nasi nasi,
Trimmania,
Carenna,
Free Pacific States,
Reziel,
Cial,
Goodnamesarerare,
Kaigi,
Hanseatia,
Nylter,
Dannistaan,
Neo-Nazi Soviets,
Free Underwear Fliers,
The Romanum Legio,
Sun Fire Dragon,
Anamelech,
Lyontisia,
Kandorith,
Retired Greyhounds,
Euphaesthea,
HighTemplar,
Puerto Colombia,
United Gojoseon,
Parthinax,
Freedom Fascists,
Amland,
Kingdom of Yah,
Topdop,
Eruopia,
Pepper Eggs,
Oh my Days,
De Quay,
Siberistan,
Wangistan)







