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The Armed Republic of The Cults Children

“East Pacific and Proud.... All Hail Leader”Harvey

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Armed Republic of The Cults Children is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Harvey with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.692 billion The Cults Childrenians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scortopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The Cults Childrenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,883 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 356,686 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,325,685 per year while the poor average 67,433, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, The Cults Children is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Cults Children's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Cultism.

The Cults Children is ranked 15th in The East Pacific and 767th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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