Most Compassionate Citizens: 941st Most Beautiful Environments: 1,088th Nicest Citizens: 1,128th
The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ever giving
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Community of The Commune of Meddle is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.98 billion Meddlean Community Members love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish Meddlean Commune economy, worth 477 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 53,155 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Hazopia River, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 53,031st in the world and 23rd in USSR for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 941stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,088thNicest Citizens: 1,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,492ndMost Cultured: 1,549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,656thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,722ndTop
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Largest Governments: 2,018thMost Pacifist: 2,299thBest Weather: 2,605thMost Inclusive: 2,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,520thNudest: 3,524thHealthiest Citizens: 4,087thSmartest Citizens: 4,129thMost Devout: 4,237thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,623rdSafest: 4,785thMost Influential: 5,915thLowest Crime Rates: 7,112thMost Income Equality: 7,481stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,906thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,758thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,334thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,269thLargest Populations: 13,553rdMost Stationary: 14,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,545th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Hazopia River.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : The Commune of Meddle was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.

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