Most Compassionate Citizens: 936th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,111th Nicest Citizens: 1,137th
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Ever giving
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Good

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The Community of The Commune of Meddle is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Comrade with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.814 billion Meddlean Community Members are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The large but sluggish Meddlean Commune economy, worth 433 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 49,208 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 188,233rd in the world and 85th in USSR for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.77 Missed References Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 936thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,111thNicest Citizens: 1,137thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,320thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,411thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,480thMost Cultured: 1,495thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 2,385thMost Pacifist: 2,386thMost Inclusive: 2,563rdBest Weather: 2,684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,617thMost Devout: 3,898thNudest: 4,170thHealthiest Citizens: 4,199thSmartest Citizens: 4,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,641stSafest: 5,222ndMost Influential: 5,810thMost Income Equality: 7,447thLowest Crime Rates: 9,075thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,173rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,300thLargest Populations: 13,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,999thMost Stationary: 15,001stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,255th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : The Commune of Meddle was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : The Commune of Meddle was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : The Commune of Meddle was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, visions of giant pink Lions are a common side effect after Meddlean Community Members eat their meals.
  • : The Commune of Meddle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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