Highest Average Tax Rates: 924th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,067th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,071st
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Let the fraternal host move on
The Comrade
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Average

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The Community of The Commune of Meddle is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Comrade with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.719 billion Meddlean Community Members are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The large but sluggish Meddlean Commune economy, worth 493 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 50,732 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, contestants on The Commune of Meddle's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 153,576th in the world and 78th in USSR for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,067thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,189thNicest Citizens: 1,275thNudest: 1,366thLargest Governments: 1,468thMost Cultured: 1,501stTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,594thMost Pacifist: 2,062ndMost Inclusive: 2,221stBest Weather: 2,933rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,017thSmartest Citizens: 3,680thHealthiest Citizens: 3,787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,953rdMost Devout: 5,190thMost Income Equality: 5,215thSafest: 5,436thMost Influential: 5,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,634thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,689thLargest Populations: 12,607thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,788thMost Stationary: 13,019thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,822ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,653rd
Top
5%
Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Commune of Meddle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, contestants on The Commune of Meddle's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : The Commune of Meddle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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