Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,074th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,081st Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,138th
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ever giving
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Few

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The Community of The Commune of Meddle is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Comrade with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.341 billion Meddlean Community Members are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The large but sluggish Meddlean Commune economy, worth 509 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 54,553 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Commune of Meddle's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 1,662nd in the world and 3rd in USSR for Nudest, with 1,210.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,138thNicest Citizens: 1,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,538thMost Cultured: 1,553rdNudest: 1,662ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,772ndLargest Governments: 1,895thMost Pacifist: 2,407thBest Weather: 2,591stMost Inclusive: 2,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,001stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,674thSmartest Citizens: 4,699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,727thMost Devout: 4,909thMost Influential: 5,874thSafest: 6,096thMost Income Equality: 7,665thLowest Crime Rates: 7,782ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,205thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,483rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,630thLargest Populations: 13,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,404thMost Stationary: 13,959th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, The Commune of Meddle's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, abortions are routinely performed in The Commune of Meddle's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the endangered saltwater humpback Lion is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.

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