Most Compassionate Citizens: 975th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,070th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,144th
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Ever giving
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Community of The Commune of Meddle is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Comrade with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.16 billion Meddlean Community Members are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The large but sluggish Meddlean Commune economy, worth 482 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 52,681 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Meddlean Commune language, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and The Commune of Meddle's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 96,001st in the world and 57th in USSR for Largest Black Market, with 105 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 975thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,144thNicest Citizens: 1,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,481stTop
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Most Cultured: 1,545thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,691stLargest Governments: 1,897thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,224thMost Pacifist: 2,393rdBest Weather: 2,413thMost Inclusive: 2,928thNudest: 2,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,630thHealthiest Citizens: 3,669thSmartest Citizens: 4,251stSafest: 4,790thMost Devout: 4,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,279thMost Influential: 5,920thMost Income Equality: 6,004thLowest Crime Rates: 7,311thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,620thLargest Populations: 13,385thMost Stationary: 14,382nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, The Commune of Meddle's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Meddlean Commune language.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, conspiracy theorists allege Hazopia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.

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