The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Ever giving
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Community of The Commune of Meddle is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Comrade with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.419 billion Meddlean Community Members are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazopia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Meddlean Commune economy, worth 713 trillion Wolds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 111,093 Wolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to The Commune of Meddle's border, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. The Commune of Meddle's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commune of Meddle is ranked 11th in USSR and 1,056th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 161 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 59 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 59 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 5 days ago: The Commune of Meddle was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, refugees from other nations are flocking to The Commune of Meddle's border.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, concussed Lionball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Comrade's bedroom.
  • 9 days ago: The Commune of Meddle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Commune of Meddle, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.

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