The Constitutional Grand Duchy of
Corporate Bordello
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Duke Ferdinand XVII
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Political Freedom

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The Constitutional Grand Duchy of The City-State of Vienna is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Duke Ferdinand XVII with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.125 billion Viennans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Viennese economy, worth 766 trillion Viennan Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 107,639 Viennan Marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Vienna Times is sold out, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The City-State of Vienna's national animal is the Cottontail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The City-State of Vienna is ranked 224th in Europe and 110,312th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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