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The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri

“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Emperor Jaffa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.451 billion Centauris are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centauri Prime. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. The Centauri's national animal is the Narn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the pantheon of fifty deities, and its currency is the ducket.

The Centauri is ranked 17th in Wysteria and 137th in the world for Largest Populations, with 25,451 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: The Centauri fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Centauri, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Centauri, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: The Centauri was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Centauri, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Centauri, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: The Centauri altered its national flag.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: The Centauri was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Centauri, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Centauri, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.

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