Most Influential: 691st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,570th Safest: 1,985th
The Federal People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.546 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The all-consuming Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,742 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,329 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 29,887th in the world and 91st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 99,329.76 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 691stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,570thTop
Safest: 1,985thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,443rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,603rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,344thLargest Populations: 4,437thHighest Economic Output: 4,996thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,574thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,496thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,732ndMost Developed: 6,857thLowest Crime Rates: 7,294thLargest Governments: 7,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,618thHealthiest Citizens: 7,659thNicest Citizens: 7,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,859thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,467thSmartest Citizens: 8,869thMost Pacifist: 9,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,179thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,518thMost Cultured: 14,116thBest Weather: 16,537th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

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