Most Influential: 660th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,560th Safest: 1,935th
The Federal People's Republic of
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A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.353 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The all-consuming Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,329 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 141,873rd in the world and 141st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10.66 Whatever.

Most Influential: 660thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,560thSafest: 1,935thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,458thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,562ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,267thLargest Populations: 4,515thHighest Economic Output: 4,960thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,584thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,677thMost Developed: 6,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,259thLargest Governments: 7,412thHealthiest Citizens: 7,617thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 7,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,759thNicest Citizens: 7,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,298thSmartest Citizens: 8,637thMost Pacifist: 9,730thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,755thMost Cultured: 14,374th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the region

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