Most Influential: 767th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,641st Safest: 2,110th
The Federal People's Republic of
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A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.311 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,818 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,329 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ebláine to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 6,062nd in the world and 78th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 66.72 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Influential: 767thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,641stTop
Safest: 2,110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,689thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,861stLargest Populations: 4,336thHighest Economic Output: 5,076thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,234thMost Developed: 7,363rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,640thLargest Governments: 7,708thHealthiest Citizens: 7,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,277thNicest Citizens: 8,422ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,865thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,414thMost Pacifist: 9,840thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,786thMost Cultured: 13,573rdBest Weather: 17,554th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the region

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