The Federal People's Republic of
New York Times Democracy
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.976 billion Celts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,304 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 170th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 141,612th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -19 on the Hayek Index.

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