Most Influential: 620th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,381st Safest: 1,914th
The Federal People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.046 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The all-consuming Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,693 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,329 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 6,153rd in the world and 52nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,667.23 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 620thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,381stSafest: 1,914thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,264thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,385thMost Stationary: 2,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,321stLargest Populations: 4,546thHighest Economic Output: 4,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,987thMost Developed: 5,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,153rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,721stLargest Governments: 6,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,111thNicest Citizens: 7,262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,739thSmartest Citizens: 7,899thMost Pacifist: 9,274thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,918thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,231stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,624thMost Cultured: 13,516thBest Weather: 15,315th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionSafest: 22nd in the region

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