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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets

“Oibrithe an domhain, aontaigh!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.144 billion Celts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and stags are considered a delicacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Celtic dollar.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 89th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 9,261st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 33 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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