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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets

“A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.875 billion Celts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Stags are considered a delicacy, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Celtic Islets's radio stations, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Celtic dollar.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 186th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 35,866th in the world for Nudest, with 172 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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