The Government of
Left-Leaning College State
Semper Liberum
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Government of The Celestial Lands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Channing Vanderbilt with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.823 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Celestian economy, worth 503 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,258 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 1st in The Celestial Lands and 92,736th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Freedom Act"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Humanitarian Aid".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Sapient Rights".
  • : The Celestial Lands was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : The Celestial Lands agreed to construct embassies between The Celestial Lands and The Inner Skies.

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