The Government of
Left-Leaning College State
Semper Liberum
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Channing Vanderbilt with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.814 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The very strong Celestian economy, worth 595 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 55,096 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 1st in The Celestial Lands and 136,276th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : The Celestial Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn DEN"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nation of Quebec".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Booby-Trapped Aid".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Royal Lagrangian".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Sapient Species".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "AI Coexistence Protocol".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".

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