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The Empire of The Celestial Lands

“Semper Liberum”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: International Northern Union


The Empire of The Celestial Lands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Channing Vanderbilt with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.517 billion Celestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%.

The strong Celestian economy, worth 454 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,411 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 15th in International Northern Union and 92,600th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.069 Stalins.

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by Max Barry

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