Best Weather: 3,564th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,467th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,604th
The Government of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Semper Liberum
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Channing Vanderbilt with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.449 billion Celestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.

The strong Celestian economy, worth 640 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,929 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 126,402nd in the world and 1st in The Celestial Lands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Best Weather: 3,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,262ndLargest Populations: 8,839thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,456thHighest Economic Output: 16,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,674th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Celestial Lands was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Toxic Heavy Metals Act".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Transfers".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nova Hansa".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Security Protocol".
  • : The Celestial Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : The Celestial Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Caelapes".
  • : The Celestial Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Cyber Security Convention"".

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