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The Government of
Left-Leaning College State
Semper Liberum
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Channing Vanderbilt with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.401 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The strong Celestian economy, worth 697 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,266 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 167,033rd in the world and 1st in Celestial Lands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.64 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 3,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,795thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,917thLargest Populations: 8,498thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,953rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,045thHighest Economic Output: 16,375thHealthiest Citizens: 17,766th

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