The Neosituationist Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Ne Obliviscaris
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Neosituationist Federation of The Campbell Nation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Campbell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.665 billion Campblish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Campblish economy, worth a remarkable 2,412 trillion Digital Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,677 Digital Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neosituationism.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 1st in Warzone Asia and 938th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 298 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Campbell Nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Campbell Nation was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : The Campbell Nation was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : The Campbell Nation was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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