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The Neosituationist Stratocracy of The Campbell Nation

“Neosituationism, lead us on to glorious victory!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Allied States Of The Campbell Nation

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The Neosituationist Stratocracy of The Campbell Nation is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Chancellor Campbell II with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.574 billion Campblish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Neosituationism, and its currency is the Imperial Credit.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 7th in The Allied States Of The Campbell Nation and 102,457th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -115.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 93 minutes ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: The Campbell Nation fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: The Campbell Nation was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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