Highest Poor Incomes: 82nd Most Inclusive: 163rd Largest Governments: 185th
The People's Federation of
Iron Fist Socialists
Ne Obliviscaris
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The People's Federation of The Campbell Nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Campbell II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.802 billion Campblish are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Campblish economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion Digital Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,568 Digital Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, the TCNBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neosituationism.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 2,026th in the world and 48th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,001.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Highest Poor Incomes: 82ndMost Inclusive: 163rdLargest Governments: 185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 230thHealthiest Citizens: 315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 339thSmartest Citizens: 367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 629thMost Cultured: 634thLowest Crime Rates: 639thHighest Average Incomes: 657thMost Developed: 670thMost Efficient Economies: 685thMost Corrupt Governments: 788thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,486thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,612thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,026thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,396thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,402ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,086thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,383rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,116thMost Secular: 5,990thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,310thNudest: 10,810thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,631stLargest Populations: 12,008th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Secular: 103rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 147th in the regionNudest: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 190th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : The Campbell Nation was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : The Campbell Nation's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the TCNBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Campbell Nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.


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