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The Neosituationist Stratocracy of The Campbell Nation

“Neosituationism, lead us on to glorious victory!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Allied States Of The Campbell Nation

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The Neosituationist Stratocracy of The Campbell Nation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Campbell II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.753 billion Campblish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Neosituationism, and its currency is the Imperial Credit.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 1st in The Allied States Of The Campbell Nation and 2,886th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 162 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: The Campbell Nation fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: The Campbell Nation fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Campbell City.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 6 days ago: The Campbell Nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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