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The Grand United Federation of The Campbell Nation

“Boredom is counterrevolutionary! ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Allied States Of The Campbell Nation

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The Grand United Federation of The Campbell Nation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Campbell II with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed population of 4.809 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Neosituationism, and its currency is the Imperial Credit.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 1st in The Allied States Of The Campbell Nation and 4,573rd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: The Campbell Nation published "Federation forces ordered on alert for routine training exercise" (Bulletin: News).
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 4 days ago: The Campbell Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 5 days ago: The Campbell Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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