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The Rickenbacker Jangliness of The Byrds

“I, I don't have the vaguest notion”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Social Liberal Union


The Rickenbacker Jangliness of The Byrds is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by music with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 15.218 billion The Byrdsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fifth Dimension. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The The Byrds Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and The Byrds is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Byrds's national animal is the conservative, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the servile.

The Byrds is ranked 132nd in Social Liberal Union and 111,214th in the world for Most Average, scoring -1,567 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

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