The Rickenbacker Jangliness of
Left-wing Utopia
I, I don't have the vaguest notion
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rickenbacker Jangliness of The Byrds is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by music with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.037 billion Byrdsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fifth Dimension. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Byrdsian economy, worth 196 trillion serviles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,514 serviles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Byrds's national animal is the conservative, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Byrds is ranked 196th in Social Liberal Union and 145,755th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,504.187 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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