Healthiest Citizens: 609th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,177th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,374th
The People's Unified Government of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The people will thrive!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The People's Unified Government of The BranRiech is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Kovapak with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.157 billion The BranRiechians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brangrad. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The thriving The BranRiechian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion Branriech dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,090 Branriech dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, Max Barry is this year's Miss The BranRiech, and The BranRiech's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The BranRiech's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

The BranRiech is ranked 183,000th in the world and 47th in The Apartment Block for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.94 Missed References Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 609thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,374thLowest Crime Rates: 1,391stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,263rdLargest Black Market: 2,381stMost Secular: 2,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,073rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,159thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,496thMost Influential: 4,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,377thMost Income Equality: 4,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,062ndHighest Economic Output: 6,562ndMost Stationary: 6,629thLargest Governments: 6,959thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,444thMost Avoided: 7,473rdSmartest Citizens: 8,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,042ndLargest Populations: 9,129thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,080thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,366thMost Inclusive: 14,926thMost Authoritarian: 15,946thHighest Average Incomes: 16,554thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,998th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, The BranRiech's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, Max Barry is this year's Miss The BranRiech.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.

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