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Most Cheerful Citizens: 78th Largest Populations: 132nd Smartest Citizens: 170th
The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.107 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,493 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 149,629th in the world and 15th in Snazzy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 6.93 Whatever.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 78thLargest Populations: 132ndSmartest Citizens: 170thNicest Citizens: 486thMost Pacifist: 685thMost Secular: 715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,329thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,567thHighest Economic Output: 1,613thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,882ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,879thMost Cultured: 5,410thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,499thMost Avoided: 6,001stLowest Crime Rates: 6,898thLargest Retail Industry: 7,088thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,516thTop
Largest Governments: 7,723rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,053rdNudest: 8,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,986thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,525thMost Inclusive: 9,705thMost Politically Free: 10,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,831stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,988thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,210th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

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