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Most Cheerful Citizens: 80th Largest Populations: 131st Smartest Citizens: 178th
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.662 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,559 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 5,595th in the world and 2nd in Snazzy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,089.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thLargest Populations: 131stSmartest Citizens: 178thNicest Citizens: 536thMost Pacifist: 751stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,131stMost Secular: 1,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,570thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,594thHighest Economic Output: 1,655thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,156thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,762ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,072ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,595thMost Cultured: 5,627thMost Avoided: 5,976thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,898thLowest Crime Rates: 7,110thLargest Retail Industry: 7,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,952ndLargest Governments: 8,077thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,098thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,148thNudest: 10,323rdMost Inclusive: 10,331stMost Politically Free: 11,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,065thLargest Mining Sector: 12,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,474thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,913thLargest Black Market: 16,972nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

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