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Most Cheerful Citizens: 79th Largest Populations: 131st Smartest Citizens: 171st
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.458 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,535 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 149,374th in the world and 13th in Snazzy for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 11.37 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 79thLargest Populations: 131stSmartest Citizens: 171stNicest Citizens: 518thMost Pacifist: 723rdMost Secular: 1,067thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,477thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,613thHighest Economic Output: 1,647thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,136thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,686thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,041stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,448thMost Cultured: 5,524thMost Avoided: 5,905thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,915thLowest Crime Rates: 7,044thLargest Retail Industry: 7,463rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,744thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,844thLargest Governments: 7,965thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,695thNudest: 9,845thMost Inclusive: 10,011thMost Politically Free: 11,138thLargest Mining Sector: 11,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,807thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,194thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,303rd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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