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Most Cheerful Citizens: 76th Largest Populations: 132nd Smartest Citizens: 157th
The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of
I'm wooling to go out on a lamb
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.757 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,451 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 189,791st in the world and 13th in Snazzy for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 11.37 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 76thLargest Populations: 132ndSmartest Citizens: 157thNicest Citizens: 445thMost Secular: 529thMost Pacifist: 633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,148thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,502ndHighest Economic Output: 1,573rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,002ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,406thMost Cultured: 5,066thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,444thMost Avoided: 5,909thLargest Retail Industry: 6,324thLowest Crime Rates: 6,653rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,021stLargest Governments: 7,103rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,443rdMost Inclusive: 7,781stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,980thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,169thNudest: 9,349thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,603rdMost Politically Free: 11,042ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,483rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,400thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,851stLargest Black Market: 17,314thHighest Average Incomes: 17,783rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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