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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of
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I'm wooling to go out on a lamb
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.117 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,259 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,194 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,448 per year while the poor average 24,517, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 1,620th in 10000 Islands and 119,362nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -37 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Blaatschapen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Blaatschapen lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : The Blaatschapen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Blaatschapen was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Blaatschapen lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : The Blaatschapen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Blaatschapen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Blaatschapen fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : The Blaatschapen fell out of the regional Top 1% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : The Blaatschapen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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