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Most Cheerful Citizens: 83rd Largest Populations: 127th Smartest Citizens: 177th
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.059 billion Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,607 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 177,643rd in the world and 18th in Snazzy for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -29.33 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 83rdLargest Populations: 127thSmartest Citizens: 177thNicest Citizens: 589thMost Pacifist: 771stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,224thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,607thMost Secular: 1,684thHighest Economic Output: 1,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,749thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,916thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,828thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,214thMost Cultured: 5,868thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,911thMost Avoided: 6,204thLowest Crime Rates: 7,197thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,272ndLargest Governments: 8,042ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,591stLargest Retail Industry: 8,607thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,615thMost Inclusive: 10,881stNudest: 11,046thMost Politically Free: 11,825thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,548thLargest Mining Sector: 12,913thLargest Black Market: 17,378thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,586thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,690th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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