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The Satire not allowed of The Blaatschapen

“I'm willing to go out on a lamb”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: belgium

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The Satire not allowed of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.353 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, liberal, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

The Blaatschapen's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is atheism, and its currency is the Keiter.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 28th in belgium and 34,872nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 5 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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