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Most Cheerful Citizens: 75th Largest Populations: 131st Smartest Citizens: 162nd
The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of
I'm wooling to go out on a lamb
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.926 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,471 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 173,446th in the world and 14th in Snazzy for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 75thLargest Populations: 131stSmartest Citizens: 162ndNicest Citizens: 461stMost Secular: 606thMost Pacifist: 664thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,237thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,538thHighest Economic Output: 1,593rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,785thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,065thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,452ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,641stMost Cultured: 5,220thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,650thMost Avoided: 6,112thLowest Crime Rates: 6,807thLargest Retail Industry: 6,876thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,212thLargest Governments: 7,465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,535thNudest: 8,176thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,588thMost Inclusive: 8,984thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,932ndMost Politically Free: 10,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,408thLargest Mining Sector: 11,622ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,465thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,851stLargest Black Market: 17,361st
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

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