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The Satire not allowed of The Blaatschapen

“I'm willing to go out on a lamb”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: belgium

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Satire not allowed of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.206 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, students cut up leftover Keiters during Arts and Crafts, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is atheism, and its currency is the Keiter.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 3rd in belgium and 1,339th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 35 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Easter Eggs (5) Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of belgium for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of belgium for Most Avoided Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided Top 10% of belgium for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 10% of belgium for Most Cultured Top 5% of belgium for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 10% of belgium for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of belgium for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of belgium for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of belgium for Most Godforsaken #1 in belgium for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of belgium for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of belgium for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of belgium for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of belgium for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of belgium for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 10% of belgium for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 5% of belgium for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector #1 in belgium for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of belgium for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of belgium for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of belgium for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of belgium for Largest Soda Pop Sector