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Most Cheerful Citizens: 80th Largest Populations: 128th Smartest Citizens: 179th
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.832 billion Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,580 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 1,163rd in the world and 2nd in Snazzy for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 87.37 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thLargest Populations: 128thSmartest Citizens: 179thNicest Citizens: 555thMost Pacifist: 764thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,163rdMost Secular: 1,376thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,602ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,635thHighest Economic Output: 1,667thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,933rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,847thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,101stMost Cultured: 5,707thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,805thMost Avoided: 6,042ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,080thLowest Crime Rates: 7,202ndLargest Governments: 8,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,098thLargest Retail Industry: 8,117thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,244thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,281stMost Inclusive: 10,554thNudest: 10,892ndMost Politically Free: 11,800thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,361stLargest Mining Sector: 12,400thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,838thLargest Black Market: 17,173rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,221st
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

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