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Most Cheerful Citizens: 75th Largest Populations: 131st Smartest Citizens: 173rd
The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.275 billion The Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish The Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,513 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 165,970th in the world and 14th in Snazzy for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -34.93 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 75thLargest Populations: 131stSmartest Citizens: 173rdNicest Citizens: 500thMost Pacifist: 691stMost Secular: 861stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,573rdHighest Economic Output: 1,617thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,902ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,909thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,295thMost Cultured: 5,498thMost Avoided: 5,938thLowest Crime Rates: 6,978thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,987thLargest Retail Industry: 7,135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,430thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,779thLargest Governments: 7,907thTop
Nudest: 9,107thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,480thMost Inclusive: 9,832ndMost Politically Free: 10,386thLargest Mining Sector: 10,991stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,806thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,661stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,392nd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

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