Population | 27.245 billion |
Capital | Down Town |
Leader | Ernest Mann |
Faith | Bizarrism |
Currency | Time Credit |
Animal | moose |
The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ernest Mann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.245 billion Bizarroes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Down Town. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The powerhouse Bizarrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion Time Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,136 Time Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Bizarre's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bizarrism.
The Bizarre is ranked 4,668th in the world and 2nd in The Illuminati for Most Cultured, scoring 173 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Bizarre lodged a message on the The Illuminati Regional Message Board.
- : The Bizarre updated the World Factbook entry in The Illuminati.
- : The Bizarre agreed to construct embassies between The Illuminati and Asian International Economic Zone.
- : The Bizarre agreed to construct embassies between The Illuminati and Land of Europa.
- : The Bizarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : The Bizarre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : The Bizarre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : The Bizarre lodged a message on the The Illuminati Regional Message Board.
- : The Bizarre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : The Bizarre lodged a message on the The Illuminati Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Chairman Cities.