Highest Wealthy Incomes: 191st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th Fattest Citizens: 405th
The Protectorate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Protectorate of The Beatus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maripgan Go-Han Seokhwan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.064 billion Parhasques are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Paaoma. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The Beatusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,852 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,117 Parhean Tongboes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,275 per year while the poor average 11,859, a ratio of 206 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, and The Beatus's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beatus's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shinkyo.

The Beatus is ranked 9,493rd in the world and 2nd in Penglai for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.1 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 191stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366thFattest Citizens: 405thLargest Insurance Industry: 504thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 607thMost Avoided: 780thMost Efficient Economies: 840thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 843rdLargest Mining Sector: 875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 895thHighest Economic Output: 897thHighest Average Incomes: 902ndMost Devout: 928thLargest Retail Industry: 990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,062ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,080thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,385thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,458thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,953rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,855thMost Pro-Market: 3,179thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,430thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,654thRudest Citizens: 4,591stLargest Populations: 5,711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,018thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,970thLowest Crime Rates: 9,493rdLargest Black Market: 10,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,538thLargest Governments: 12,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,380thMost Extreme: 16,668th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 69th in the regionSafest: 75th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 226th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 245th in the regionMost Extreme: 252nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Beatus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : The Beatus relocated from Osiris to Penglai.
  • : The Beatus altered its national flag.
  • : The Beatus changed its national animal to "Parhean Rhinoceros", its capital to "New Paaoma", its currency to "Parhean Tongbo", its demonym to "Parhasque", its faith to "Shinkyo", its leader to "Maripgan Go-Han Seokhwan", and its motto to "발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".


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