| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Minyang
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Theocratic Dominion of The Beatus is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by His Holiness Edwardo Listless with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.426 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Blessed. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.
A dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, The Beatus's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Minyang, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Beatus's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Path of the Blessed, and its currency is the Nokka.
The Beatus is ranked 10th in Minyang and 94,887th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,124 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.











































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago
- 6 days ago:
The Beatus fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department. - 8 days ago:
The Beatus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector. - 10 days ago:
The Beatus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided. - 16 days ago:
The Beatus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens. - 21 days ago:
The Beatus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens. - 24 days ago:
The Beatus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector. - 26 days ago:
The Beatus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens. - 29 days ago:
The Beatus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry. - 33 days ago:
The Beatus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector. - 34 days ago:
The Beatus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.







