Highest Wealthy Incomes: 196th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381st Fattest Citizens: 413th
The Protectorate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Protectorate of The Beatus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maripgan Go-Han Seokhwan with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.237 billion Parhasques are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Paaoma. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The Beatusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,908 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,117 Parhean Tongboes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,275 per year while the poor average 11,859, a ratio of 206 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, and The Beatus's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beatus's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shinkyo.

The Beatus is ranked 149,747th in the world and 2,828th in Penglai for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -32.71 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 196thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 381stFattest Citizens: 413thLargest Insurance Industry: 513thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 578thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 602ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 620thMost Avoided: 795thMost Efficient Economies: 836thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 865thLargest Mining Sector: 885thHighest Economic Output: 887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 916thHighest Average Incomes: 923rdMost Devout: 977thLargest Retail Industry: 1,016thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,083rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,413thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,476thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,988thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,265thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,926thMost Pro-Market: 3,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,501stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,710thRudest Citizens: 4,599thLargest Populations: 5,690thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,146thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,374thLowest Crime Rates: 9,587thLargest Black Market: 10,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,262ndLargest Governments: 12,866thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,736thMost Extreme: 14,487th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 75th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 77th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 189th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 245th in the regionMost Extreme: 253rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Beatus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : The Beatus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : The Beatus's influence in Penglai rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : The Beatus relocated from Osiris to Penglai.
  • : The Beatus altered its national flag.
  • : The Beatus changed its national animal to "Parhean Rhinoceros", its capital to "New Paaoma", its currency to "Parhean Tongbo", its demonym to "Parhasque", its faith to "Shinkyo", its leader to "Maripgan Go-Han Seokhwan", and its motto to "발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화".


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