Most Cultured: 1,104th Healthiest Citizens: 1,268th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,377th
The Order of
New York Times Democracy
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Order of The Assassins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.198 billion Ḥashshāshīn enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ḥashshāshīn economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,175 Silver Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and builders across The Assassins are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 129,691st in the world and 4th in Omega Assassins for Most Authoritarian, with 0.07 Stalins.

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Most Cultured: 1,104thHealthiest Citizens: 1,268thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,377thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,859thMost Developed: 2,884thBest Weather: 3,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,389thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,448thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,408thRudest Citizens: 4,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,114thHighest Economic Output: 5,453rdLargest Governments: 5,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,967thLowest Crime Rates: 6,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,898thMost Efficient Economies: 7,990thHighest Average Incomes: 8,385thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,767thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,601stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,287thLargest Populations: 11,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,699thMost Stationary: 11,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,762ndNudest: 13,916thMost Devout: 13,976thMost Influential: 14,513thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,991st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, builders across The Assassins are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.

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