Most Cultured: 1,232nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,260th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,391st
The Order of
Left-Leaning College State
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Order of The Assassins is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 9.826 billion Ḥashshāshīn enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ḥashshāshīn economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,774 Silver Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 174,957th in the world and 4th in Omega Assassins for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.87 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Cultured: 1,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,260thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,391stTop
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Most Devout: 2,523rdMost Developed: 2,728thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,968thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,326thBest Weather: 3,590thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,719thLowest Crime Rates: 6,085thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,355thHighest Economic Output: 6,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,738thLargest Governments: 7,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,813thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,342ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,911thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,199thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,894thHighest Average Incomes: 11,359thLargest Populations: 11,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,787thMost Stationary: 12,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,809thRudest Citizens: 14,586thMost Influential: 15,183rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,350th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, airport security is provided by private companies.

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