The Order of
Democratic Socialists
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Altar Ibn-La'Ahad
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Order of The Assassins is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Altar Ibn-La'Ahad with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.621 billion Assassins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Assassini economy, worth 954 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,195 Silver Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, all forms of advertising are banned, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 1st in Omega Assassins and 6,808th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 75 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • 6 days ago: The Assassins was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Assassins, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.

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