Most Efficient Economies: 469th Most Cultured: 960th Healthiest Citizens: 1,190th
The Order of
Left-wing Utopia
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Order of The Assassins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.369 billion Ḥashshāshīn are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ḥashshāshīn economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 172,906 Silver Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in The Assassins, and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 121,660th in the world and 4th in Omega Assassins for Most Authoritarian, with 0.05 Stalins.

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Most Efficient Economies: 469thMost Cultured: 960thHealthiest Citizens: 1,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,213thTop
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Most Developed: 2,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,901stBest Weather: 2,960thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,791stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,261stLargest Governments: 4,404thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,722ndHighest Economic Output: 4,909thLowest Crime Rates: 5,123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,862ndSmartest Citizens: 5,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,657thHighest Average Incomes: 6,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,501stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,899thMost Inclusive: 10,096thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,980thLargest Populations: 11,018thMost Stationary: 11,728thRudest Citizens: 11,942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,831stMost Influential: 14,434thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,552nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in The Assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : The Assassins was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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