Most Efficient Economies: 464th Most Cultured: 910th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,060th
The Order of
Left-wing Utopia
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Order of The Assassins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.559 billion Ḥashshāshīn are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ḥashshāshīn economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,863 Silver Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 180,983rd in the world and 4th in Omega Assassins for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Efficient Economies: 464thMost Cultured: 910thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,060thHealthiest Citizens: 1,081stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,708thTop
5%
Most Developed: 2,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,413thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,685thBest Weather: 2,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,456thLargest Governments: 3,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,969thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,449thHighest Economic Output: 4,840thLowest Crime Rates: 4,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,992ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,135thSmartest Citizens: 5,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,526thHighest Average Incomes: 6,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,454thRudest Citizens: 7,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,883rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,756thLargest Populations: 10,874thMost Stationary: 11,171stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,829thMost Influential: 14,288thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,586th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : The Assassins was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, students abandon classrooms for online education.

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