The Order of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Regional Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Order of The Assassins is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 9.191 billion Ḥashshāshīn have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ḥashshāshīn economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,047 Silver Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, concussed Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, all footpaths have tollbooths, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 1st in Omega Assassins and 9,603rd in the world for Safest, scoring 665.329 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, concussed Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : The Assassins agreed to construct embassies between Omega Assassins and Ancient Greece.
  • : The Assassins was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.

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