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The Most Dignified States of The Apprenticus Islands

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The McKirdy Alliance


The Most Dignified States of The Apprenticus Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Colonel Mehmed with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.275 billion Apprenticanss are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apprenticus City. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the The Apprenticus Islands Blood Tithe, the government is avowedly atheist, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Apprenticus Islands's national animal is the Apprentican Hunting Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Lapinism, and its currency is the Apprentican Credit.

The Apprenticus Islands is ranked 8th in The McKirdy Alliance and 104,674th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -18 Whatever.

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