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The Benevolent Theocracy of The Almighty Goat |
“Life is very different when viewed from three foot down”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Antarctica |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Benevolent Theocracy of The Almighty Goat is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Almighty Goat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.309 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Temple of the People. The average income tax rate is 68%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. The Almighty Goat's national animal is the normal goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the horn of gold.
The Almighty Goat is ranked 56th in the region and 51,825th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 97 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. - 97 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. - 2 days, 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. - 3 days, 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. - 3 days, 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, all guns must be registered. - 3 days, 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, The Almighty Goat has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Almighty Goat, normal goats are considered a delicacy. - 6 days ago:
The Almighty Goat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sedgistan". - 6 days ago:
The Almighty Goat changed its national animal to "normal goat".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 (
Laszlona)

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