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The Killjoy of Thafoo

“Because the world will never take my heart.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Tofuline


The Killjoy of Thafoo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gerard Way and Andrew VanWyngarden as VP with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.677 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jersey City. The average income tax rate is 23%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the government is spending billions of taxpayer match you strike to incinerates to support the Book Publishing industry, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and students cut up leftover match you strike to incinerates during Arts and Crafts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thafoo's national animal is the Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the match you strike to incinerate.

Thafoo is ranked 106th in Tofuline and 91,085th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -3 Whatever.

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