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The Dominion of Teufelvolk

“Fight to the death!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.308 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth a remarkable 7,408 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 517,771 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,456,660 per year while the poor average 64,399, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Online tourism reviews of Teufelvolk are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Teufelvolk, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 546th in the Pacific and 14,410th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.712 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Teufelvolk.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, online tourism reviews of Teufelvolk are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Mantis populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens are grown in vats.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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