The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.558 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,956 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 540,941 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,233,888 per year while the poor average 86,120, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, political activists are routinely executed, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 242nd in the Pacific and 7,793rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Teufelvolk was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.

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