Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th Largest Insurance Industry: 30th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.247 billion Teufelvolkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth a remarkable 9,751 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 565,397 Osmium Standards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,051,994 per year while the poor average 110,954, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the government is a law unto itself, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 3,224th in the world and 65th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.78 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thMost Avoided: 80thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85thHighest Average Incomes: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thMost Devout: 148thLargest Retail Industry: 181stHighest Economic Output: 221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 382ndMost Efficient Economies: 439thMost Ignorant Citizens: 474thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 499thLargest Governments: 506thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 596thMost Stationary: 651stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 736thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 881stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,460thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,864thRudest Citizens: 2,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,816thLowest Crime Rates: 3,224thFattest Citizens: 4,077thMost Conservative: 4,250thMost Armed: 4,343rdLargest Populations: 4,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,738thMost Influential: 6,332ndMost Extreme: 7,504thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,833rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,050thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,672nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Conservative: 249th in the regionMost Extreme: 335th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 428th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 568th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 594th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 759th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 814th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 846th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, a government program is underway to revitalize Teufelvolk's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, online tourism reviews of Teufelvolk are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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