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The Dominion of Teufelvolk

“Fight to the death!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.951 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Fascism, and its currency is the Osmium Standard.

Teufelvolk is ranked 2,736th in the Pacific and 82,527th in the world for Nudest, with 92 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Teufelvolk's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, military service is compulsory.

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