Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th Largest Insurance Industry: 29th
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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.153 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,524 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 579,741 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,534,950 per year while the poor average 83,644, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

The Despot is worshipped as a god, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 19,274th in the world and 605th in the Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,611.97 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdMost Avoided: 71stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Devout: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 86thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99thLargest Retail Industry: 164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168thHighest Economic Output: 198thMost Ignorant Citizens: 299thLargest Governments: 380thMost Efficient Economies: 434thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 471stMost Stationary: 617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 624thRudest Citizens: 761stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 878thMost Conservative: 910thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,293rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,960thLowest Crime Rates: 2,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,416thLargest Black Market: 3,620thLargest Populations: 4,341stMost Extreme: 5,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,039thMost Influential: 6,643rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,741stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,061stMost Authoritarian: 15,266th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 160th in the regionMost Extreme: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 358th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 389th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 485th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 605th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 892nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 985th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 997th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, The Despot is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Teufelvolkian Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, visitors to Teufelvolk are microchipped and must be escorted by a Teufelvolkian soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, The Despot claims to be the epitome of family values.


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