Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th Largest Insurance Industry: 29th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.801 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,184 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 572,148 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,534,885 per year while the poor average 80,651, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the clergy of Fascism remains a single-sex institution, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 29,720th in the world and 958th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,615.71 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thMost Avoided: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 90thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdMost Devout: 110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Retail Industry: 162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189thHighest Economic Output: 212thMost Ignorant Citizens: 376thMost Efficient Economies: 436thLargest Governments: 461stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 505thMost Stationary: 640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 686thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 687thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 879thRudest Citizens: 1,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,457thHighest Drug Use: 1,507thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,174thLargest Populations: 4,398thLargest Black Market: 4,580thMost Armed: 5,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,150thMost Influential: 6,564thMost Conservative: 7,554thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,276thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,030thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,878th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Conservative: 379th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 380th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 400th in the regionMost Extreme: 407th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 417th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 640th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the clergy of Fascism remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Groznyj Grad to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Teufelvolk is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.

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