The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.497 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth a remarkable 7,536 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 519,883 Osmium Standards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,972,669 per year while the poor average 43,970, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the Mantis is reportedly extinct, school uniforms are compulsory, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 20th in the Pacific and 1,592nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 121 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 19 hours ago: Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the Mantis is reportedly extinct.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 13 days ago: Teufelvolk fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Teufelvolk fell out of the regional Top 1% for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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