Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th Largest Insurance Industry: 30th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.057 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth a remarkable 9,430 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 552,903 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,521,991 per year while the poor average 73,964, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 194,011th in the world and 10,207th in the Pacific for Best Weather, with -2458 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thMost Avoided: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 96thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125thMost Devout: 148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 169thLargest Retail Industry: 189thHighest Economic Output: 229thMost Efficient Economies: 456thLargest Governments: 504thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 522ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 533rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 537thMost Stationary: 652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 802ndRudest Citizens: 814thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 896thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,530thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,760thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,998thLowest Crime Rates: 3,339thFattest Citizens: 3,792ndLargest Black Market: 4,479thLargest Populations: 4,519thMost Extreme: 6,025thMost Influential: 6,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,033rdMost Armed: 8,366thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,009thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,197thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,032nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 166th in the regionMost Armed: 184th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 188th in the regionMost Extreme: 271st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 326th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 357th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 406th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 816th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 829th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 907th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Teufelvolkian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Teufelvolk's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.

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