The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.045 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth a remarkable 7,934 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 527,356 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,400,011 per year while the poor average 70,838, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 5th in the Pacific and 134th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 7,528.344 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Mantises are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, much of Teufelvolk's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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