Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fight to the death!
The Despot
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.967 billion Teufelvolkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,494 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 584,116 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,250,139 per year while the poor average 104,295, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Teufelvolkian Liberator", citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, Teufelvolk's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over the Pacific, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 6,008th in the world and 156th in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 304.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thMost Devout: 64thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75thMost Avoided: 80thHighest Average Incomes: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97thLargest Retail Industry: 159thHighest Economic Output: 194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 271stMost Ignorant Citizens: 336thLargest Governments: 408thMost Efficient Economies: 437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 621stMost Stationary: 628thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 836thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 930thRudest Citizens: 1,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,300thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,686thLargest Black Market: 1,749thHighest Drug Use: 1,903rdFattest Citizens: 1,939thLowest Crime Rates: 2,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,173rdLargest Populations: 4,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,317thMost Influential: 6,640thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,203rdMost Authoritarian: 11,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,020thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,062nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 72nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Extreme: 368th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 401st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 533rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 594th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 634th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 644th in the regionMost Armed: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Teufelvolk's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over the Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Teufelvolkian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, flogging is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

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