Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th Largest Insurance Industry: 29th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.611 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,064 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 571,499 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,430,082 per year while the poor average 86,562, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

Forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, school uniforms are compulsory, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Teufelvolk's universities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 424th in the world and 9th in the Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 65.84 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thMost Avoided: 76thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thHighest Average Incomes: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119thMost Devout: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 212thMost Ignorant Citizens: 394thLargest Governments: 424thMost Efficient Economies: 433rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 496thMost Stationary: 643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 754thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 869thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,383rdHighest Drug Use: 1,663rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,146thFattest Citizens: 2,288thLargest Black Market: 2,995thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,073rdLargest Populations: 4,393rdMost Conservative: 4,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,052ndMost Influential: 6,404thMost Extreme: 6,854thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,822ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,183rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 149th in the regionMost Conservative: 276th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Extreme: 344th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 377th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 387th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 558th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 628th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 748th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 857th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Teufelvolk's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, governments opposing Teufelvolk are beset by rebels.
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Mantises are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.


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