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The Dominion of Teufelvolk

“Fight to the death!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.207 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Fascism, and its currency is the Osmium Standard.

Teufelvolk is ranked 3,427th in the Pacific and 112,255th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -246 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 100 minutes ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Mantis Lasagne is a hit.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, criminals are executed and their property seized.

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