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The Dominion of Teufelvolk

“Fight to the death!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.745 billion Teufelvolkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Citizens are forbidden from leaving the country, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Fascism, and its currency is the Osmium Standard.

Teufelvolk is ranked 3,934th in the Pacific and 111,866th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 8 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.

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