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The Hive Mind of Testlandia

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Testregionia


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The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Meridian Zero with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.476 billion Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 66%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, and a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Testlandia's national animal is the sea-snake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the scrip.

Testlandia is ranked 3rd in Testregionia and 79,064th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -39 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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