“That's a feature”
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-working population of 22.948 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Gambling is outlawed, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first born are considered a delicacy (Testlandia has found 2 easter eggs). Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem. Testlandia's national animal is the brush-tailed rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the button.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago
- 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Testlandia, pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first born are considered a delicacy (Testlandia has found 2 easter eggs).
- 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Testlandia, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- 3 days 5 hours ago: Testlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- 3 days 5 hours ago: Testlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
- 8 days ago: Testlandia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Policeria.
- 8 days ago: Testlandia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
- 16 days ago: Testlandia was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl.
- 16 days ago: Testlandia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- 21 days ago: Testlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- 33 days ago: Testlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate NAZI EUROPE"".
Endorsements Received: 1 » Policeria.