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The Hive Mind of Testlandia

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Testregionia


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The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meridian Zero with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.864 billion, 18.843 billion of whom are zombies, Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 63%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nudity is frowned upon, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Testlandia's national animal is the sea-snake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the scrip.

Testlandia is ranked 8th in Testregionia and 104,980th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Testlandia is currently building a zombie empire.

People: 20,921,963

Zombies: 18,843,165,902

Dead: 5,483,901,106

Survival Rate: 0.09%

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