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The Hell Hole of Terrians

“DEATH TO HUMANS !”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.859 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is OBEY OR DIE, and its currency is the golden fist.

Terrians is ranked 6th in Lazarus and 124th in the world for Safest, scoring 2,795 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 35 minutes ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.

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