The Hell Hole of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DEATH TO HUMANS !
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.02 billion vermins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 18,210 trillion golden fists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 727,840 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,750,991 per year while the poor average 133,980, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 17th in Lazarus and 363rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 1,022.031 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, Terrians is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.

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