Largest Black Market: 26th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th Highest Average Incomes: 31st
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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.512 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 18,549 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 727,075 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,639,005 per year while the poor average 81,590, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government seizes all major gold finds, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 195,990th in the world and 6,283rd in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.77 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 31stHighest Economic Output: 34thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56thLargest Information Technology Sector: 138thLargest Insurance Industry: 145thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 200thMost Corrupt Governments: 203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216thLargest Governments: 220thMost Avoided: 222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 235thLowest Crime Rates: 321stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 501stMost Subsidized Industry: 616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 763rdLargest Retail Industry: 785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,114thLargest Populations: 1,156thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,263rdMost Conservative: 1,498thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,557thTop
Most Stationary: 2,147thHighest Drug Use: 2,395thMost Efficient Economies: 2,712thMost Extreme: 2,858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,968thFattest Citizens: 3,080thSmartest Citizens: 3,261stRudest Citizens: 6,451stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,200thMost Influential: 8,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,709thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,716thMost Pro-Market: 13,996thMost Secular: 14,383rd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionMost Conservative: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Extreme: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionFattest Citizens: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 252nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 345th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 443rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 453rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 483rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 629th in the region

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  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, Fists with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.


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