Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th Largest Mining Sector: 31st Largest Black Market: 31st
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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.865 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 18,805 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 727,075 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,639,005 per year while the poor average 81,590, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government seizes all major gold finds, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 31st in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 9,999 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Black Market: 31stHighest Average Incomes: 32ndHighest Economic Output: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 157thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 210thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 228thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thMost Avoided: 235thLargest Governments: 241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 265thLowest Crime Rates: 330thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534thMost Subsidized Industry: 679thLargest Agricultural Sector: 735thLargest Retail Industry: 839thLargest Populations: 1,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,199thMost Conservative: 1,208thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,311thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,322ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,617thMost Stationary: 2,094thHighest Drug Use: 2,254thMost Extreme: 2,389thMost Efficient Economies: 2,675thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,221stFattest Citizens: 3,261stSmartest Citizens: 3,540thRudest Citizens: 6,077thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,164thTop
Most Influential: 8,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,880thMost Pro-Market: 11,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,308thMost Authoritarian: 15,161st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionFattest Citizens: 166th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 172nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 198th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 248th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 304th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 425th in the regionMost Secular: 435th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 456th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Terrians's influence in Lazarus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.


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