Largest Black Market: 29th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd Highest Average Incomes: 33rd
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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.032 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 18,927 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 727,075 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,639,005 per year while the poor average 81,590, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government seizes all major gold finds, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 713th in the world and 25th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,195.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Black Market: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36thHighest Economic Output: 36thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 209thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 223rdMost Avoided: 237thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 239thLargest Governments: 241stMost Corrupt Governments: 244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 280thLowest Crime Rates: 328thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 531stMost Subsidized Industry: 713thLargest Agricultural Sector: 741stLargest Retail Industry: 865thLargest Populations: 1,156thMost Conservative: 1,234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,246thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,620thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,032ndMost Stationary: 2,052ndMost Extreme: 2,630thMost Efficient Economies: 2,654thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,275thFattest Citizens: 3,301stSmartest Citizens: 3,614thRudest Citizens: 6,296thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,571stTop
Most Influential: 8,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,891stMost Pro-Market: 12,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,360th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 167th in the regionFattest Citizens: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 198th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 256th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 289th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 428th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 436th in the region

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  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians's influence in Lazarus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.


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