Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Hell Hole of Terrians

“DEATH TO HUMANS !”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Animal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.621 billion Terriansians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Fistmania, and its currency is the golden fist.

Terrians is ranked 3,102nd in Lazarus and 112,081st in the world for Best Weather, with -2,730 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, Hell is a police state during international summits.

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics