The Hell Hole of
Corporate Police State
DEATH TO HUMANS !
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.973 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 10,457 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 455,188 golden fists, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,819,636 per year while the poor average 31,704, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Lazarus, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 3,813th in Lazarus and 122,777th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Lazarus.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.

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