Largest Black Market: 27th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th Highest Average Incomes: 31st
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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.699 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 18,685 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 727,075 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,639,005 per year while the poor average 81,590, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government seizes all major gold finds, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 178,951st in the world and 5,088th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1.1 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Black Market: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 32ndHighest Economic Output: 35thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Insurance Industry: 146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 210thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212thMost Corrupt Governments: 222ndLargest Governments: 224thMost Avoided: 229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdLowest Crime Rates: 323rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 530thMost Subsidized Industry: 644thLargest Retail Industry: 824thLargest Agricultural Sector: 827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,138thLargest Populations: 1,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,244thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,278thMost Conservative: 1,428thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,591stTop
Most Stationary: 2,110thMost Extreme: 2,550thHighest Drug Use: 2,554thMost Efficient Economies: 2,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,112thFattest Citizens: 3,246thSmartest Citizens: 3,406thRudest Citizens: 6,212thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,702ndMost Influential: 8,470thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,543rdMost Pro-Market: 12,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,819thMost Secular: 16,619th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionFattest Citizens: 177th in the regionRudest Citizens: 193rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 349th in the regionMost Secular: 408th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 432nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 474th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Terrians's influence in Lazarus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrians, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.


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