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The Hell Hole of Terrians

“DEATH TO HUMANS !”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.829 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is OBEY OR DIE, and its currency is the golden fist.

Terrians is ranked 3,288th in Lazarus and 110,380th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -60 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, military spending is on the increase.

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