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The Hell Hole of Terrians

“DEATH TO HUMANS !”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.972 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, soldiers are equipped with multi-million golden fist battlesuits, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is OBEY OR DIE, and its currency is the golden fist.

Terrians is ranked 3,359th in Lazarus and 113,864th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,801 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, soldiers are equipped with multi-million golden fist battlesuits.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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