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The Hell Hole of Terrians

“DEATH TO HUMANS !”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.769 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 10,333 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 453,860 golden fists, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,162,843 per year while the poor average 22,580, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, calling out of the blue has become taboo, and citizens must pay to enjoy Terrians's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 17th in Lazarus and 365th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, citizens must pay to enjoy Terrians's pristine beaches.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, citizens are grown in vats.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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