Largest Black Market: 30th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th Highest Average Incomes: 35th
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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.565 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 19,314 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 727,075 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,639,005 per year while the poor average 81,590, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government seizes all major gold finds, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 8,432nd in the world and 266th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,019 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Black Market: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thHighest Average Incomes: 35thHighest Economic Output: 35thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thLargest Insurance Industry: 163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 199thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 203rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 216thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 220thMost Avoided: 250thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 266thLargest Governments: 267thMost Corrupt Governments: 269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 332ndLowest Crime Rates: 351stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 560thLargest Agricultural Sector: 770thMost Subsidized Industry: 773rdLargest Retail Industry: 955thMost Conservative: 1,044thLargest Populations: 1,130thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,367thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,377thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,691stTop
Most Stationary: 1,962ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,629thHighest Drug Use: 2,692ndMost Extreme: 3,243rdFattest Citizens: 3,304thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,448thSmartest Citizens: 3,885thRudest Citizens: 7,951stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,279thMost Influential: 8,430thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,160thMost Pro-Market: 16,944thMost Secular: 18,496thMost Authoritarian: 18,646th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionMost Extreme: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionFattest Citizens: 185th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 198th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 266th in the regionRudest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 381st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 517th in the region

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  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Most Extensive Public Healthcare, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Terrians's influence in Lazarus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Terrians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Publishing Industry.


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