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The Hell Hole of Terrians

“DEATH TO HUMANS !”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.507 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Terrians's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is OBEY OR DIE, and its currency is the golden fist.

Terrians is ranked 6th in Lazarus and 140th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 21 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, Terrians's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, billions of golden fists are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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