The Hell Hole of
Corporate Police State
DEATH TO HUMANS !
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.248 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 10,678 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 459,348 golden fists, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,104,084 per year while the poor average 25,138, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, Terrians-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 735th in Lazarus and 15,518th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 9 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 115 minutes ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, Terrians-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Terrians, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.

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