The The Lands Of of
Father Knows Best State
Work, Labor, Honor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The The Lands Of of Telibi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Moses J Cuba with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.782 billion Telibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Activia. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The all-consuming Telibian economy, worth 934 trillion Teltss a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,718 Teltss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Telibi's national animal is the Gamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telibi is ranked 441st in Balder and 10,857th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 268 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telibi was refounded in Balder.
  • : Telibi ceased to exist.
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.

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