Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,673rd Largest Black Market: 1,899th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,939th
The Islands of of
Father Knows Best State
Unity through violence.
Bandit King Springfield
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Islands of of Telibi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bandit King Springfield with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.772 billion Telibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springtopia. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Telibian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Teltss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,713 Teltss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Telibian political exiles populate the near abroad, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Telibian Embarrassments. Crime is relatively low. Telibi's national animal is the Gamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telibi is ranked 14,516th in the world and 497th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,673rdLargest Black Market: 1,899thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,939thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,466thLargest Mining Sector: 3,401stFattest Citizens: 3,445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,162ndMost Avoided: 4,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,823rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,293rdTop
10%
Most Armed: 8,166thHighest Economic Output: 9,042ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,570thMost Authoritarian: 14,516thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,791st
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 240th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 249th in the regionMost Avoided: 280th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionMost Armed: 343rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 386th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 395th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 430th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 434th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Telibian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, Telibian political exiles populate the near abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Telibi, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Telibi with a very polite populace.
  • : Telibi was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Telibi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Telibi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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