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The The Lands Of of Telibi

“Work, Labor, Honor”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Zombieland

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The The Lands Of of Telibi is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Moses J Cuba with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.209 billion, 3.178 billion of whom are zombies, Telibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Activia. The average income tax rate is 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, Activia is a police state during international summits, and eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Telibi's national animal is the Gamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Telts.

Telibi is ranked 7th in Zombieland and 11,632nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Telibi is currently considering its options.

People: 31,194,169

Zombies: 3,178,043,319

Dead: 3,050,219,706

Survival Rate: 0.50%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 6 hours ago: Telibi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Telibi, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Telibi, Activia is a police state during international summits.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Telibi, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Telibi, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Telibi, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 23 hours ago: Telibi relocated from Lazarus to Zombieland.
  • 1 day ago: Telibi was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 80 days ago: Telibi ceased to exist.
  • 105 days ago: Telibi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).

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