Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,717th Largest Black Market: 1,928th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,952nd
The Islands of of
Father Knows Best State
Hearts of gold, weapons of steel.
President Springfield
Regional Influence
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Political Freedom

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The Islands of of Telibi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Springfield with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.098 billion Telibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springtopia. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Telibian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion Teltss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,713 Teltss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Telibian political exiles populate the near abroad, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Telibian Embarrassments. Crime is relatively low. Telibi's national animal is the Gamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telibi is ranked 165,298th in the world and 4,184th in Osiris for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 47.23 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,717thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,336thLargest Mining Sector: 3,498thFattest Citizens: 3,499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,268thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,612thMost Avoided: 4,855thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,039thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,431stMost Armed: 8,315thHighest Economic Output: 8,849thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,030thHighest Average Incomes: 11,994thMost Authoritarian: 17,213th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 116th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionFattest Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 223rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 226th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 257th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Armed: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 373rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 374th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 378th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 481st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Telibi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Telibi's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Telibi's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Telibi's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Telibi changed its national leader to "President Springfield" and its motto to "Hearts of gold, weapons of steel.".
  • : Telibi's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Telibi was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Telibi ceased to exist.


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