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“Television Simply Wonderful”

The Television Studios of Television South West is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning gus honeybun population. Its intelligent population of 1.624 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime is well under control. Television South West's national animal is the gus honeybun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pound.

Television South West is ranked 6th in the region and 10,882nd in the world for Most Godforsaken.