Largest Populations: 84th Healthiest Citizens: 209th Best Weather: 253rd
The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 30.269 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 304 trillion South Sea Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 7,000th in the world and 1st in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 93.76 Effective Tax Rate.

Largest Populations: 84thHealthiest Citizens: 209thBest Weather: 253rdMost Beautiful Environments: 657thLongest Average Lifespans: 757thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 951stMost Cheerful Citizens: 987thSmartest Citizens: 1,103rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,071stMost Secular: 2,762ndMost Pacifist: 3,216thLargest Governments: 6,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,000thMost Stationary: 9,032ndTop
Most Cultured: 9,967thRudest Citizens: 10,982ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,876th

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