The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 26.738 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 268 trillion South Sea Pesoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 11th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha and 140,313th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -70 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 28 days ago: Teddymania fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 34 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 37 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 44 days ago: Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 45 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).
  • 45 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 49 days ago: Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.

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