Largest Populations: 84th Healthiest Citizens: 209th Best Weather: 245th
The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 29.836 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 299 trillion South Sea Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 10,669th in the world and 3rd in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 249.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Populations: 84thHealthiest Citizens: 209thBest Weather: 245thMost Beautiful Environments: 613thLongest Average Lifespans: 668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 988thSmartest Citizens: 1,057thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,027thMost Secular: 2,133rdMost Pacifist: 3,156thLargest Governments: 6,914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,280thTop
Most Cultured: 9,530thRudest Citizens: 9,544thMost Stationary: 9,625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,669th

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