The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 27.32 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 274 trillion South Sea Pesoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 2nd in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha and 177th in the world for Best Weather, with 746 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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