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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania

“This is why we can't have nice things!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha

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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed population of 24.488 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Abortions are routinely performed in Teddymania's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, calling out of the blue has become taboo, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the South Sea Peso.

Teddymania is ranked 12th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha and 122,680th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,939.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 22 hours ago

  • 13 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 22 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 61 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 74 days ago: Teddymania fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 93 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 102 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 108 days ago: Following new legislation in Teddymania, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 115 days ago: Following new legislation in Teddymania, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 126 days ago: Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.

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