Largest Populations: 82nd Healthiest Citizens: 186th Best Weather: 213th
The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 29.119 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 292 trillion South Sea Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 73,935th in the world and 7th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Highest Drug Use, scoring 74.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 82ndHealthiest Citizens: 186thBest Weather: 213thMost Beautiful Environments: 525thLongest Average Lifespans: 557thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 732ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 944thSmartest Citizens: 951stMost Secular: 1,105thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,906thMost Pacifist: 2,904thLargest Governments: 6,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,079thRudest Citizens: 7,807thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,264thMost Cultured: 9,363rdMost Stationary: 10,326th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Teddymania's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Longest Average Lifespans, Healthiest Citizens, Largest Populations, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Teddymania's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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