The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 28.466 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 285 trillion South Sea Pesoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 7th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha and 142,972nd in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Teddymania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 10%).

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