Largest Populations: 79th Healthiest Citizens: 199th Best Weather: 232nd
The Hardline Agnostics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is why we can't have nice things!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Revered Chairwoman with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 29.492 billion Teddymanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychopolis. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Teddymanian economy, worth 296 trillion South Sea Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,045 South Sea Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Teddymania's radio stations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teddymania's national animal is the Plush Sharkie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Teddymania is ranked 87,826th in the world and 5th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Most Authoritarian, with 0.23 Stalins.

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Largest Populations: 79thHealthiest Citizens: 199thBest Weather: 232ndMost Beautiful Environments: 567thLongest Average Lifespans: 618thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 961stSmartest Citizens: 1,014thMost Secular: 1,651stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,968thMost Pacifist: 3,018thLargest Governments: 6,720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,259thRudest Citizens: 8,142ndTop
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Most Cultured: 9,520thMost Stationary: 9,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,027th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teddymania's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Teddymania's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Teddymania's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Teddymania's influence in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Teddymania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Longest Average Lifespans, Healthiest Citizens, Largest Populations, and Smartest Citizens.

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