The Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.602 billion Technoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XTC City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 19,925 trillion Francoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 749,037 Francoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,424,434 per year while the poor average 14,906, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Techno's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 7th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 67 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 14 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: #1).
  • 15 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: #1).
  • 17 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: #1).
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the Great Techno Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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by Max Barry

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