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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.658 billion Technoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XTC City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, the government is a law unto itself, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Techno's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 35th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 929 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, Techno is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.

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by Max Barry

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