Most Avoided: 8th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
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The Allmighty Nak Nak
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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.459 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 22,716 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,118 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,821,292 per year while the poor average 52,430, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, landfills fill the land, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 2,730th in the world and 14th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 227 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Avoided: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thHighest Economic Output: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stLargest Populations: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 34thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Retail Industry: 53rdLargest Insurance Industry: 56thMost Secular: 57thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thRudest Citizens: 79thMost Armed: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 98thMost Scientifically Advanced: 116thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 144thSmartest Citizens: 150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 209thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 221stLargest Governments: 760thLargest Publishing Industry: 889thLargest Agricultural Sector: 910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,206thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,821stNudest: 2,456thLargest Black Market: 2,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,946thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,733rdMost Pro-Market: 5,173rdTop
Most Extreme: 8,498thMost Conservative: 13,325th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, abortions are routinely performed in Techno's hospitals.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.



by Max Barry

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