The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.911 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 20,190 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 750,276 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,769,369 per year while the poor average 26,129, a ratio of 220 to 1.

People all over Techno are dying of 'Mad Nakster Disease', homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 6,065th in the Pacific and 140,694th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -711 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, people all over Techno are dying of 'Mad Nakster Disease'.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 5 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Techno was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, concussed Naksterball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy.

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by Max Barry

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