Most Avoided: 9th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.987 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,128 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,274 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,822,268 per year while the poor average 52,441, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 6,595th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Most Pro-Market, scoring 87.33 on the Rand Index.

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Most Avoided: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thLargest Gambling Industry: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 45thFattest Citizens: 48thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Insurance Industry: 61stLargest Retail Industry: 61stMost Secular: 66thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rdMost Armed: 87thRudest Citizens: 90thMost Corrupt Governments: 105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 150thSmartest Citizens: 160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 254thLargest Governments: 842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 933rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,187thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,795thLargest Black Market: 2,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,150thNudest: 3,201stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,008thMost Pro-Market: 6,595thTop
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Most Extreme: 10,250thMost Conservative: 13,942nd
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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