Most Avoided: 8th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
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The Allmighty Nak Nak
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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.263 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 22,548 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 770,533 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,393,351 per year while the poor average 65,595, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in Techno's hospitals, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, landfills fill the land, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 182,659th in the world and 134th in Wysteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.87 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Avoided: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thHighest Economic Output: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thLargest Populations: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 36thFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Retail Industry: 51stMost Secular: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 55thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdMost Armed: 85thRudest Citizens: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 96thMost Scientifically Advanced: 115thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thSmartest Citizens: 145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 199thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 205thLargest Governments: 729thLargest Publishing Industry: 866thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,023rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,186thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,843rdLargest Black Market: 2,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,733rdNudest: 2,917thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,094thMost Pro-Market: 7,655thTop
Most Extreme: 12,043rdMost Conservative: 17,044th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, abortions are routinely performed in Techno's hospitals.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.



by Max Barry

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