The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and self-igniting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.629 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 21,580 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 753,815 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,422,610 per year while the poor average 33,752, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Technoan bee, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 65th in Wysteria and 37,420th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 70.25 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno fell out of the world Top 1% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Technoan bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, governments opposing Techno are beset by rebels.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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by Max Barry

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