The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.474 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 20,625 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 750,713 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,400,294 per year while the poor average 33,614, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, The Allmighty Nak Nak claims to be the epitome of family values, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 16th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, The Allmighty Nak Nak claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.

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by Max Barry

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