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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.781 billion Technoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XTC City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, Techno is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Techno's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 18th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,346 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, Techno is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 9 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, Techno has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.

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by Max Barry

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