The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.3 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 20,494 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 750,725 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,073,084 per year while the poor average 41,084, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 19th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 4,380 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Techno, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • 8 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: #1).
  • 14 days ago: Techno fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 18 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.

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by Max Barry

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