Most Avoided: 9th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.612 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 22,834 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,121 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,821,310 per year while the poor average 52,431, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Landfills fill the land, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 166,122nd in the world and 120th in Wysteria for Longest Average Lifespans, with 17.8 Years.

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Most Avoided: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Gambling Industry: 37thFattest Citizens: 45thLargest Retail Industry: 55thLargest Insurance Industry: 57thMost Secular: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68thRudest Citizens: 81stMost Armed: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 101stMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145thSmartest Citizens: 158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 217thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 232ndLargest Governments: 779thLargest Publishing Industry: 884thLargest Agricultural Sector: 906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,189thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,795thLargest Black Market: 2,745thNudest: 2,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,002ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,028thMost Pro-Market: 5,596thTop
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Most Extreme: 9,369thMost Conservative: 14,245th
Top
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Techno, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, abortions are routinely performed in Techno's hospitals.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.

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