The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.753 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 20,072 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 750,298 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,577,222 per year while the poor average 29,862, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 15th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 39 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 7 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the Nakster is believed to be extinct.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the government has the power to seize property at will.

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by Max Barry

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