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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.794 billion Technoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XTC City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, Max Barry is this year's Miss Techno, and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Techno's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 12th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Techno is currently considering its options.

People: 25,794,104,860

Zombies: 0

Dead: 61,169,437

Survival Rate: 99.76%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago


by Max Barry

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