Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Most Avoided: 8th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.148 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 22,451 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 770,269 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,424,320 per year while the poor average 37,044, a ratio of 146 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and abortions are routinely performed in Techno's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 190,042nd in the world and 132nd in Wysteria for Best Weather, with -7125 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thHighest Economic Output: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thLargest Populations: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 34thFattest Citizens: 40thLargest Retail Industry: 50thMost Secular: 51stLargest Insurance Industry: 55thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thRudest Citizens: 66thMost Armed: 86thMost Corrupt Governments: 94thMost Scientifically Advanced: 107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 137thSmartest Citizens: 144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 190thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 197thLargest Governments: 704thLargest Publishing Industry: 857thLargest Agricultural Sector: 966thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,154thMost Efficient Economies: 1,847thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,623rdLargest Black Market: 2,657thNudest: 3,272ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,278thMost Pro-Market: 4,260thMost Extreme: 8,059thTop
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Most Conservative: 17,364th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, abortions are routinely performed in Techno's hospitals.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, The Allmighty Nak Nak has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.

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