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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.402 billion Technoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XTC City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 19,920 trillion Francoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 754,523 Francoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,471,491 per year while the poor average 15,015, a ratio of 431 to 1.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Techno's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 4,044th in the Pacific and 114,294th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -21,254.7 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: #1).
  • 4 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 8 days ago: Techno was ranked #1 in the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).

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by Max Barry

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