The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.083 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 20,320 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 750,317 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,769,680 per year while the poor average 26,130, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 3,533rd in the Pacific and 71,132nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 9 days ago: Techno fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Armed.
  • 9 days ago: Techno fell out of the regional Top 1% for Most Armed.
  • 24 days ago: Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: #1).
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, people all over Techno are dying of 'Mad Nakster Disease'.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.

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by Max Barry

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