Most Avoided: 9th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.44 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,478 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,290 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,822,364 per year while the poor average 52,442, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 179,467th in the world and 115th in Wysteria for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -28.53 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Avoided: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Populations: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36thLargest Gambling Industry: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 49thFattest Citizens: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Retail Industry: 65thLargest Insurance Industry: 68thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 74thMost Secular: 76thMost Armed: 87thRudest Citizens: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thSmartest Citizens: 158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 253rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 299thLargest Governments: 864thLargest Publishing Industry: 872ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,784thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,249thNudest: 4,031stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,806thMost Pro-Market: 7,692ndTop
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Most Extreme: 11,690thMost Conservative: 16,315th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Techno was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Matriarchy of Innato, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.

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