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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.144 billion Technoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XTC City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Techno's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Techno is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 20th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, military service is compulsory.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Techno, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.

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by Max Barry

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