Most Avoided: 9th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.809 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 22,990 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 771,274 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,822,268 per year while the poor average 52,441, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 155,390th in the world and 111th in Wysteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.87 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Avoided: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Gambling Industry: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 38thFattest Citizens: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 57thLargest Retail Industry: 57thMost Secular: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thRudest Citizens: 80thMost Armed: 94thMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thSmartest Citizens: 158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 234thLargest Information Technology Sector: 236thLargest Governments: 819thLargest Publishing Industry: 891stLargest Agricultural Sector: 935thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,192ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,804thLargest Black Market: 2,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,016thNudest: 3,058thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,793rdMost Pro-Market: 6,430thTop
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Most Extreme: 10,105thMost Conservative: 13,952nd
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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