The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For the People
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Dictatorship of Tazekistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.542 billion Tazekistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tazekistan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tazekistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,820 trillion tazzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 331,006 tazzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,845,359 per year while the poor average 29,642, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tazekistan's national animal is the fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tazekistan is ranked 1st in Poland and 999th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 2,685.618 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 13 hours ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 11 days ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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