The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
For the People
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Dictatorship of Tazekistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.007 billion Tazekistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tazekistan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tazekistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,006 trillion tazzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 333,698 tazzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,011,207 per year while the poor average 24,902, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, online tourism reviews of Tazekistan are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tazekistan's national animal is the fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tazekistan is ranked 1st in Poland and 996th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 2,702.324 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, online tourism reviews of Tazekistan are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, voting is compulsory.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 12 days ago: Tazekistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Tazekistan, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane.

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