Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,268th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,275th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,686th
The New Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The goals are simple: safety and security.
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Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.531 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 27,043rd in the world and 1st in Topids Stash for Most Authoritarian, with 1.1 Stalins.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,686thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,962ndLargest Populations: 6,365thLargest Governments: 6,813thLowest Crime Rates: 6,954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,231stHighest Economic Output: 7,714thBest Weather: 7,733rdTop
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Safest: 7,935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,456thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,220thMost Conservative: 10,246thMost Pacifist: 11,880thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,938thMost Devout: 13,757thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,852nd

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  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Economic Output.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : TannerFrankLand's influence in Topids Stash rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : TannerFrankLand's influence in Topids Stash rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : TannerFrankLand's influence in Topids Stash rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".

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