The New Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The goals are simple: safety and security.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.777 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,645 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 2nd in St Abbaddon and 3,064th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 124 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 9 hours ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 17 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 19 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 27 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: TannerFrankLand fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 29 days ago: TannerFrankLand's influence in St Abbaddon rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 44 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 51 days ago: TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).

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