The New Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The goals are simple: safety and security.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.176 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,645 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 31st in St Abbaddon and 107,117th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : TannerFrankLand fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 10%).
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.

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