Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,934th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,301st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,751st
The New Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The goals are simple: safety and security.
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Power
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.164 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 162,040th in the world and 2nd in Topids Stash for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.97 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,301stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,811thLargest Populations: 6,177thLargest Governments: 6,838thLowest Crime Rates: 7,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,476thHighest Economic Output: 7,664thSafest: 7,770thBest Weather: 7,823rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,865thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,826thMost Pacifist: 11,925thMost Conservative: 12,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,872ndMost Devout: 14,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,840thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,012th

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  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, Best Weather, Most Beautiful Environments, and Safest and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : TannerFrankLand's influence in Topids Stash rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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