Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,212th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,279th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,727th
The New Republic of
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The goals are simple: safety and security.
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Civil Rights
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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.738 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 55,500th in the world and 2nd in Topids Stash for Largest Black Market, with 580 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,008thLargest Populations: 6,286thLargest Governments: 6,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,277thHighest Economic Output: 7,686thBest Weather: 7,779thSafest: 7,998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,835thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,423rdMost Conservative: 11,607thMost Pacifist: 11,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,836thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,215thMost Devout: 14,677thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,404th

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  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, Best Weather, Most Beautiful Environments, and Safest and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : TannerFrankLand's influence in Topids Stash rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Economic Output.
  • : TannerFrankLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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