Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,862nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,377th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,021st
The New Republic of
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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.865 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 171,297th in the world and 2nd in Topids Stash for Longest Average Lifespans, with 51.63 Years.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,862ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,021stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,423rdLargest Governments: 6,048thLowest Crime Rates: 6,543rdLargest Populations: 6,621stBest Weather: 6,672ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,492ndHighest Economic Output: 7,625thSafest: 7,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,064thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,375thMost Pacifist: 11,724thMost Conservative: 14,302ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,402ndMost Devout: 14,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,857th

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