Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,039th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,336th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,237th
The New Republic of
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The goals are simple: safety and security.
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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.98 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 164,667th in the world and 2nd in Topids Stash for Longest Average Lifespans, with 51.63 Years.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,551stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,643rdLargest Governments: 6,251stLargest Populations: 6,564thLowest Crime Rates: 6,666thBest Weather: 6,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,528thHighest Economic Output: 7,650thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,816thSafest: 8,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,879thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,036thMost Pacifist: 12,152ndMost Conservative: 14,095thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,369thMost Devout: 14,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,031st

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