Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,288th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,291st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,506th
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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.336 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 6,837th in the world and 1st in Topids Stash for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.81 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,288thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,291stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,807thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,900thLargest Populations: 6,392ndLargest Governments: 6,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,260thBest Weather: 7,613thHighest Economic Output: 7,675thSafest: 7,928thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,581stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,138thMost Pacifist: 11,766thMost Conservative: 11,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,555thMost Devout: 13,828th

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