Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,193rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,298th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,474th
The New Republic of
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The New Republic of TannerFrankLand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tanner Franklin with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.17 billion TannerFrankLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplar Bluff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong TannerFrankLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,826 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TannerFrankLand's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopism.

TannerFrankLand is ranked 7,426th in the world and 1st in Topids Stash for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.96 Whatever.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,193rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,298thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,474thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,841stLargest Populations: 6,515thLargest Governments: 6,529thLowest Crime Rates: 6,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,426thBest Weather: 7,427thTop
Highest Economic Output: 7,697thSafest: 7,976thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,058thMost Conservative: 11,098thMost Pacifist: 12,132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,404thMost Devout: 13,691stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,123rd

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