Population | 24.462 billion |
Capital | Krahe |
Leader | Rick Sanchez |
Faith | the cult of Arkvoodle |
Currency | Takose |
Animal | Flame Crow |
The 100% Not Vernafer of Takosu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Sanchez with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.462 billion Takosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krahe. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Takosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,121 trillion Takoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,360 Takoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takosu's national animal is the Flame Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the cult of Arkvoodle.
Takosu is ranked 7,510th in the world and 16th in Eientei Gensokyo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Takosu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Takosu was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 444 million zombies.
- : Takosu was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 419 million zombies.