Least Corrupt Governments: 457th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,785th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,065th
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.816 billion Takiniteasyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of inoffensive years-old name censored. The average income tax rate is 5.3%.

The strong Takiniteasyian economy, worth 569 trillion wing-wangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 97,872 wing-wangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the ridley is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, contestants on Takiniteasy's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get coin toss off a murder charge. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is eponymous.

Takiniteasy is ranked 168,477th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 5.28 Effective Tax Rate.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 457thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,785thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,065thMost Cultured: 2,106thNicest Citizens: 2,601stSafest: 2,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,840thMost Pacifist: 3,572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,306thSmartest Citizens: 6,340thHealthiest Citizens: 6,411thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,209thMost Primitive: 7,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,452ndTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,837thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,600thMost Politically Free: 14,137thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,615th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Takiniteasy changed its national capital to "inoffensive years-old name censored".
  • : Takiniteasy changed its national capital to "inoffensive name arbitrarily censored".
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get coin toss off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, contestants on Takiniteasy's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the ridley is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • : Takiniteasy's influence in GameFAQs rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, the Top 5% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use, Nudest, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for coin toss's office.

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