Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.394 billion, 2.894 billion of whom are zombies, Takiniteasyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, socially-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapital ****ty. The average income tax rate is 6%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is eponymous, and its currency is the wing-wang.

Takiniteasy is ranked 2,175th in Balder and 63,477th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Takiniteasy is currently considering its options.

People: 2,500,111,992

Zombies: 2,893,920,529

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, government officials across Takiniteasy are being "encouraged" to adopt ridleys to set an example for the populace.
  • 14 days ago: Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 18 days ago: Takiniteasy was refounded in Balder.

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