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The Hypothesis of Takiniteasy is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by coin toss with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.844 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapital ****ty. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Crapital ****ty Times is sold out, abortions are routinely performed in Takiniteasy's hospitals, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is eponymous, and its currency is the wing-wang.

Takiniteasy is ranked 10th in GameFAQs and 100,478th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -45 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and