Least Corrupt Governments: 417th Most Cultured: 2,200th Nicest Citizens: 2,730th
The Recursively United State of
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Regional Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.626 billion Takiniteasyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapital ****ty. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Takiniteasyian economy, worth 418 trillion wing-wangs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,324 wing-wangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Crapital ****ty spends billions upgrading public transport, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is eponymous.

Takiniteasy is ranked 138,587th in the world and 4,238th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 417thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,200thNicest Citizens: 2,730thSafest: 2,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,012thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,611thMost Pacifist: 3,718thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,512thSmartest Citizens: 6,339thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,403rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,914thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,204thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,597thMost Primitive: 9,675thMost Politically Free: 9,844thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,000th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 61st in the regionNicest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionSafest: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 222nd in the regionMost Primitive: 235th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 285th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 469th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Takiniteasy's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Takiniteasy's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Takiniteasy's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens, Safest, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, and Most Pacifist.
  • : Takiniteasy was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Takiniteasy ceased to exist.
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.

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