Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Recursively United State of Takiniteasy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by coin toss with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.572 billion Takiniteasyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crapital ****ty. The average income tax rate is 8%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Crapital ****ty spends billions upgrading public transport, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Takiniteasy's national animal is the ridley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is eponymous, and its currency is the wing-wang.

Takiniteasy is ranked 3,116th in Balder and 111,790th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -7 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 days ago: Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 13 days ago: Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive.
  • 15 days ago: Takiniteasy fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 15 days ago: Takiniteasy fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 22 days ago: Takiniteasy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, Crapital ****ty spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Takiniteasy, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.

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