The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Knight of TITO
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Kingdom of Takaram is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tak with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.565 billion Takarans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarakia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Takaran economy, worth a remarkable 2,629 trillion Aurites a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,935 Aurites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, vaccinations are mandatory, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown. Takaram's national animal is the Rabbit of Caerbannog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Takaram is ranked 16th in 10000 Islands and 1,416th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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