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“Why have stability when you can have anarchy?”

The Afghan Army Mounted Division of Tajikijaditistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.618 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, the Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Tajikijaditistan's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Abkhazian Dollar.

Tajikijaditistan is ranked 1st in the region and 1,290th in the world for Best Weather.