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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka

“capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Libcom

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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.169 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the makhno.

Tachanka is ranked 1st in Libcom and 10,916th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 28 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 7 days ago: Tachanka fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 11 days ago: Tachanka was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, the Tachanka Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, large sections of Tachanka have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.

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