Largest Welfare Programs: 3,143rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,125th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,655th
The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
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capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.067 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,324 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 19,436th in the world and 2nd in Sufism for Most Income Equality, scoring 73.63 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,143rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,655thLargest Populations: 6,150thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,613thHighest Economic Output: 6,994thMost Politically Free: 7,943rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,584thMost Pacifist: 9,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,388thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,918thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,012thNicest Citizens: 11,064thSmartest Citizens: 11,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,997thHealthiest Citizens: 12,005thMost Cultured: 12,095thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,035thBest Weather: 13,488thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,571stSafest: 14,297thNudest: 14,496thLargest Governments: 15,157thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,919thMost Developed: 18,206th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka removed regional password protection from Sufism.
  • : Tachanka lodged a message on the Sufism Regional Message Board.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka password-protected Sufism.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth and Most World Assembly Endorsements.


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