Largest Welfare Programs: 2,850th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,097th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,462nd
The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
Left-wing Utopia
capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
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Excellent
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Thriving
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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.066 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,324 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 12,616th in the world and 1st in Sufism for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,292.97 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,097thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,701stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,040thLargest Populations: 6,444thHighest Economic Output: 6,926thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,214thMost Politically Free: 7,797thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,082ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,466thMost Pacifist: 8,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,631stTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 9,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,466thNicest Citizens: 10,488thMost Cultured: 11,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,588thNudest: 11,704thHealthiest Citizens: 11,880thBest Weather: 12,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,616thLargest Governments: 14,246thSafest: 14,962ndMost Rebellious Youth: 15,097thMost Developed: 16,471stMost Secular: 17,882ndMost Income Equality: 18,192nd

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  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Longest Average Lifespans, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Politically Free, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : The Qurbat of Dark Triad appointed Tachanka as ﻗﻄﺐ with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Sufism.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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