Largest Welfare Programs: 3,074th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,145th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,558th
The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
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capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.204 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,324 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 147,242nd in the world and 3rd in Sufism for Most Authoritarian, with 0.06 Stalins.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,074thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,145thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,069thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,313thLargest Populations: 6,386thHighest Economic Output: 6,929thMost Politically Free: 7,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,719thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,141stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,705thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,046thSmartest Citizens: 10,337thNudest: 10,698thNicest Citizens: 10,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,004thMost Cultured: 12,053rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,391stBest Weather: 12,547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,205thLargest Governments: 14,817thSafest: 15,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,678thMost Income Equality: 17,249thMost Developed: 17,416th

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  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Longest Average Lifespans, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Politically Free, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : The Qurbat of Dark Triad appointed Tachanka as ﻗﻄﺐ with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Sufism.


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