Largest Welfare Programs: 3,229th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,161st Least Corrupt Governments: 4,556th
The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
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capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.377 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 94,324 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 129,405th in the world and 2nd in Sufism for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 15.08 Whatever.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,229thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,161stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,556thLargest Populations: 6,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,538thHighest Economic Output: 6,981stMost Politically Free: 7,162ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,084thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,052ndMost Pacifist: 9,223rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,745thSmartest Citizens: 10,810thNudest: 10,942ndNicest Citizens: 11,218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,691stMost Cultured: 12,325thHealthiest Citizens: 12,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,562ndBest Weather: 13,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,701stSafest: 14,604thLargest Governments: 15,137thMost Income Equality: 15,145th

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  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Longest Average Lifespans, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Politically Free, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : The Qurbat of Dark Triad appointed Tachanka as ﻗﻄﺐ with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Sufism.


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