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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka

“capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Libcom

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The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.359 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, nestors are considered a delicacy, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the makhno.

Tachanka is ranked 4th in Libcom and 26,761st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -7 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, nestors are considered a delicacy.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • 13 days ago: Tachanka fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 27 days ago: Tachanka fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 38 days ago: Tachanka fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Tachanka, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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