The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of
Left-wing Utopia
capitalism is organized crime, we are all the victims
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Cosmic Attitude Adjustment of Tachanka is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.97 billion Tachankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tachankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion makhnoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 93,882 makhnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tachanka's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tachanka's national animal is the nestor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tachanka is ranked 6th in Sufism and 139,644th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 6 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 10 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 13 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 16 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 19 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 22 days ago: Tachanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 24 days ago: Tachanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Tachanka's influence in Sufism rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".

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