Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,896th Safest: 8,560th Most Pacifist: 10,273rd
The United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
One Love, One Earth, One Taboa
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The United Kingdom of Taboa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Maximillian with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.534 billion Taboans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forshire. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Taboan economy, worth 526 trillion Taboan Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,817 Taboan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids coo over King Maximillian's expected child, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Catball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taboa's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Taboan Catholicism.

Taboa is ranked 10,733rd in the world and 38th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.88 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,896thSafest: 8,560thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,733rdBest Weather: 11,349thHealthiest Citizens: 11,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,192nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Taboa's influence in Gay rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Taboa's influence in Gay rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Taboa's influence in Gay rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Taboa lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Taboa's influence in Gay rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Taboa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Safest and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Taboa lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Taboa lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Taboa relocated from Osiris to Gay.
  • : Taboa's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".


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