Most Influential: 37th Largest Publishing Industry: 78th Smartest Citizens: 163rd
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
pigs is yer style
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 22.664 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,733 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,872 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 191,315th in the world and 666th in Europe for Best Weather, with -685 Meters Of Sunlight.

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1%
Most Influential: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 78thSmartest Citizens: 163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 299thMost Cultured: 405thMost Advanced Public Education: 753rdMost Stationary: 893rdHighest Economic Output: 916thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,003rdFattest Citizens: 1,035thLargest Retail Industry: 1,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,284thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,395thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,510thMost Pacifist: 1,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,697thLargest Mining Sector: 1,721stTop
5%
Most Secular: 2,016thLargest Populations: 2,032ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,269thMost Politically Free: 3,588thHighest Average Incomes: 3,629thRudest Citizens: 4,488thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,375thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,669thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,954thLowest Crime Rates: 9,075thTop
10%
Nudest: 12,465thLargest Governments: 12,504thNicest Citizens: 13,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,244th
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1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
5%
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionNudest: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.

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