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The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists

“pigs is yer style”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Europe

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The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.628 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 62%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and Sybaritic Socialists's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the mebbe.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 43rd in Europe and 7,391st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 hours ago: Sybaritic Socialists fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, Sybaritic Socialists's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Sybaritic Socialists voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Sybaritic Socialists's universities.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.

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