Most Influential: 38th Largest Publishing Industry: 78th Smartest Citizens: 171st
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
pigs is yer style
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 22.817 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,765 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,872 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 9,302nd in the world and 90th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 38thLargest Publishing Industry: 78thSmartest Citizens: 171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 299thMost Cultured: 414thMost Advanced Public Education: 789thMost Stationary: 890thHighest Economic Output: 921stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,057thFattest Citizens: 1,075thLargest Retail Industry: 1,109thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,292ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,411thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,536thMost Pacifist: 1,725thLargest Mining Sector: 1,727thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,817thLargest Populations: 2,029thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,209thMost Secular: 2,591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,312thMost Politically Free: 3,347thHighest Average Incomes: 3,708thRudest Citizens: 4,336thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,210thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,532ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,859thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,778thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,661stNudest: 11,412thLargest Governments: 13,040thNicest Citizens: 13,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,428th
Top
1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
5%
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionNudest: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.

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