Most Influential: 49th Largest Publishing Industry: 76th Smartest Citizens: 180th
The Democratic Republic of
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The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 23.972 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,007 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,872 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 21,938th in the world and 82nd in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 189.16 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 49thLargest Publishing Industry: 76thSmartest Citizens: 180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 313thMost Cultured: 512thMost Stationary: 811thHighest Economic Output: 912thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,041stFattest Citizens: 1,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,344thLargest Retail Industry: 1,355thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,464thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,728thLargest Mining Sector: 1,791stTop
Most Pacifist: 1,925thLargest Populations: 1,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,558thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,511thMost Politically Free: 3,991stHighest Average Incomes: 4,117thMost Secular: 4,859thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,749thRudest Citizens: 6,177thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,349thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,655thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,389thLargest Governments: 13,010thNicest Citizens: 14,299thNudest: 16,458th
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionMost Secular: 81st in the regionMost Avoided: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the region

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