Most Influential: 40th Largest Publishing Industry: 80th Smartest Citizens: 178th
The Democratic Republic of
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pigs is yer style
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 22.999 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,803 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,872 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 178th in the world and 6th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 272.57 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 80thSmartest Citizens: 178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 307thMost Cultured: 431stMost Advanced Public Education: 826thMost Stationary: 884thHighest Economic Output: 924thFattest Citizens: 1,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,110thLargest Retail Industry: 1,149thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,422ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,539thLargest Mining Sector: 1,754thMost Pacifist: 1,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,945thLargest Populations: 2,031stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,283rdMost Secular: 3,099thMost Politically Free: 3,272ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,354thHighest Average Incomes: 3,820thRudest Citizens: 4,337thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,953rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,867thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,327thLowest Crime Rates: 9,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,931stNudest: 12,000thLargest Governments: 13,316thNicest Citizens: 13,773rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sybaritic Socialists's influence in Europe fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Sybaritic Socialists's influence in Europe rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Sybaritic Socialists's influence in Europe fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).


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