Most Influential: 41st Largest Publishing Industry: 80th Smartest Citizens: 181st
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
pigs is yer style
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Democratic Republic of Sybaritic Socialists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by All Smuggest with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 23.151 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kippenheim. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sybaritic Socialistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,835 trillion mebbes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,872 mebbes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Sybaritic Socialists's national animal is the lurcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sybaritic Socialists is ranked 9,467th in the world and 91st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 41stLargest Publishing Industry: 80thSmartest Citizens: 181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 305thMost Cultured: 450thMost Advanced Public Education: 842ndMost Stationary: 876thHighest Economic Output: 926thFattest Citizens: 1,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,147thLargest Retail Industry: 1,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,332ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,443rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,555thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 1,751stMost Pacifist: 1,790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,988thLargest Populations: 2,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,306thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,369thMost Politically Free: 3,382ndMost Secular: 3,444thHighest Average Incomes: 3,874thRudest Citizens: 4,423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,798thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,218thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,173rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,382ndTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,672ndNudest: 12,977thNicest Citizens: 13,305thLargest Governments: 13,313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,596th
Top
1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
5%
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists's influence in Europe fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Sybaritic Socialists's influence in Europe rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Sybaritic Socialists's influence in Europe fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sybaritic Socialists, the Sybaritic Socialistsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Sybaritic Socialists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.

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