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The Who needs a pretitle of Swkoll

“Unite or die”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Who needs a pretitle of Swkoll is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Person McPerson with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 7.384 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic Haven. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, Swkoll has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, and Swkoll is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swkoll's national animal is the Black Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Swkollism, and its currency is the Sook.

Swkoll is ranked 1,183rd in The East Pacific and 28,087th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 84 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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