The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Statler with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.182 billion Suvmians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,328 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,081 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, Statler is considering changing the Suvmian flag to one with more glitter, where there's smoke there's the Suvmian Forestry Department, and stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Matrixism.

Suvmia is ranked 3,145^th in the world and 1^st in The Frontier Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.89 law-abiding acts per hour.