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The United States of Super Obese Americans is a colossal, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.271 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Obese Americans City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Obese Americans's national animal is the Freeze Dried Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Whopper.

Super Obese Americans is ranked 2nd in the region and 1,147th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.