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Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by John Doe Martin with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.389 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Social Welfare, with areas such as Healthcare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellamy. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Super-Chechnya's national animal is the thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Godly, and its currency is the Tenge.

Super-Chechnya is ranked 19th in Funen and 82,320th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and