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The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya

“All Hail To Our Great Hypersized Revolutionary Country!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Funen

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The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Doe Martin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.068 billion Super-Chechnyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Environment, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Healthcare and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellamy. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Super-Chechnyan economy, worth 39.8 trillion Tenges a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,329 Tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Super-Chechnya's national animal is the thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Godly.

Super-Chechnya is ranked 19th in Funen and 99,585th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.037 Stalins.

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