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The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya

“All Hail To Our Great Hypersized Revolutionary Country!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Funen

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The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by John Doe Martin with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 16.498 billion Super-Chechnyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although the Environment and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellamy. The average income tax rate is 1%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Super-Chechnya's national animal is the thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Godly, and its currency is the Tenge.

Super-Chechnya is ranked 1st in Funen and 2,720th in the world for Best Weather, with 277 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Super-Chechnya fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 32 days ago: Super-Chechnya fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 74 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 101 days ago: Following new legislation in Super-Chechnya, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 111 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 132 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 145 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 149 days ago: Super-Chechnya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Hogwarts".
  • 192 days ago: Super-Chechnya lodged a message on the Funen Regional Message Board.
  • 192 days ago: Super-Chechnya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".

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