Location: Funen

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Doe Martin with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.199 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Healthcare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellamy. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Things are considered a delicacy, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Super-Chechnya to be bombproof. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Super-Chechnya's national animal is the thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Godly, and its currency is the Tenge.

Super-Chechnya is ranked 10th in Funen and 57,162nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and