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The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya

“All Hail To Our Great Hypersized Revolutionary Country!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Funen

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The Gigantic Huge People's State of Super-Chechnya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Doe Martin with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 16.293 billion Super-Chechnyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although the Environment and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellamy. The average income tax rate is 1%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Super-Chechnya's national animal is the thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Godly, and its currency is the Tenge.

Super-Chechnya is ranked 5th in Funen and 67,894th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 14 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 39 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 66 days ago: Following new legislation in Super-Chechnya, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 76 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 97 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 110 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 115 days ago: Super-Chechnya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Hogwarts".
  • 158 days ago: Super-Chechnya lodged a message on the Funen Regional Message Board.
  • 158 days ago: Super-Chechnya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 175 days ago: Super-Chechnya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 188 days ago: Super-Chechnya was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".

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