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“KARINA HILL IS A MILF”

The Armed Republic of Sun Bears is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 194 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58%. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Retail.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sun Bears's national animal is the BECCA , which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the HILL VAGINA.

Sun Bears is ranked 1st in the region and 7,072nd in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.