The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 10.585 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,760 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 166,358 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, loans are available for students from poor families, the cat is a protected species, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 17th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples and 120,826th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -280 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, the cat is a protected species.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 5 days ago: Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • 10 days ago: Suikodan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, all footpaths have tollbooths.

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