The Kingdom of
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Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.677 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,024 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, and the Suikodanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 22nd in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples and 115,616th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 11 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the Suikodanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the government funds large training centres to turn cats into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, fraternities are notoriously exclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".

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