Lowest Crime Rates: 1,218th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,447th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,666th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Nova Galactic
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.429 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,060 trillion crystals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,076 crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, artists are pillars of society, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 4,938th in the world and 5th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,800.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,666thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,026thHighest Economic Output: 2,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,358thLargest Governments: 2,490thMost Efficient Economies: 2,645thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,796thMost Pacifist: 3,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,399thNicest Citizens: 3,450thMost Developed: 3,628thHighest Average Incomes: 3,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,007thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,698thSafest: 4,797thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,938thSmartest Citizens: 5,226thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,852ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,571stMost Stationary: 6,609thMost Inclusive: 6,641stLargest Populations: 6,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,413thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,107thMost Influential: 12,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,581stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,653rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the World Kingdom Games have been won again by Suikodan as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • : Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the government seizes all major gold finds.

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