The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.096 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,406 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, birth rates have hit an all-time low, Nova Galactic's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 20th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples and 76,961st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, Nova Galactic's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.

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