The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.98 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,625 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, skateparks can be found in every city, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 9th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples and 16,695th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Suikodan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 5 days ago: Suikodan fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

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