Lowest Crime Rates: 1,346th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,468th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,936th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Nova Galactic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.031 billion Suikodanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,866 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,311 crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, a government program is underway to revitalize Suikodan's beaches, contestants on Suikodan's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 169,417th in the world and 47th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,346thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,468thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,936thMost Cultured: 2,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,366thHighest Economic Output: 2,447thMost Efficient Economies: 2,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,843rdLargest Governments: 3,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,135thMost Pacifist: 3,341stNicest Citizens: 3,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,659thMost Developed: 3,712thHighest Average Incomes: 4,290thSafest: 4,413thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,734thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,762ndSmartest Citizens: 6,058thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,363rdLargest Populations: 6,829thMost Stationary: 6,959thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,525thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,983rdMost Influential: 13,077thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,447thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,892nd
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, contestants on Suikodan's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, a government program is underway to revitalize Suikodan's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Suikodan has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, Nova Galactic's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.

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