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The Kingdom of Suikodan

“Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9.679 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Utilitarianism, and its currency is the crystal.

Suikodan is ranked 30th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples and 108,911th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -36 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Suikodan, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 11 days ago: Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.

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