The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Regional Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.528 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,091 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Suikodan's many privately-owned prisons, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 5th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples and 5,431st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 100 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Suikodan's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Suikodan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Suikodan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, Suikodan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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